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Aiyaiyaiyaiyaaa...@realDonaldTrump mimi mtu hawezi nishow hivi ninyamaze
Oyaa @NairobiWater, your math is not matching. Hio 1,142/= mmeongeza juu ya bill yangu ni ya nini?
@EACCKenya, hebu oneni hawa....daylight robbery with kalamm.
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According to a passenger, check-in was closed by KLM at Kotoka International Airport 2 hours before departure, even though the airline’s website states that check-in opens 3 hours before departure and closes 60 minutes before departure. As a result, the passenger reportedly had to purchase a new ticket.
"You are telling me that you close 2 hours before, but it says on your Web page, black on white, that you close 60 minutes before departure".
[📹 Anna-Lisa Tiktok]
Ati alijitengea mamillioni mangapi ya his personal mince meat?
Yesterday morning, I had the pleasant surprise of bumping into H.E. Governor Issa Timamy at Dr. Kalebi Labs (DKL) - no bodyguards, no aides, no entourage… just him quietly coming in for his regular lab check-up.
He was so unassuming that my Gen Z team, who were attending to him at our central referral Lab in Real Towers, Upper Hill, didn’t even realize there was a VVIP in the building until I personally greeted him and took him aside.
Whilst I was showing him later how to access his results through the DKL App, I was humbled to learn that he has actually visited DKL quietly several times before whenever he is in Nairobi since we opened 1½ years ago - having been recommended to us by his own physicians.
Yet not once has he ever called me, let alone requested special handling or sought VVIP treatment. It means most likely my staff all along didn’t even realize who he was whenever he visited @DKLDrKalebiLabs before.
What struck me even more was that after we finished serving him and giving him a quick tour of our ultramodern lab facility, he politely refused to have his driver pull up to the entrance and instead walked himself to his official car (GVN 005), to the shock of our security doorman who is used to opening car doors for VIPs, let alone VVIPs 😊
In today’s world, such humility is very rare! 🫡
A second-term Governor who freely mingles with ordinary wananchi without fanfare, seeking special treatment, intimidation or excess security - because, in his own words, he has nothing to fear or hide 👊🏾
Rare breed indeed! 🙌🏾
It was truly an honour serving Your Excellency.
Asante sana Gavana! Allah Baārik 🙏🏾
Iran has never depended on air superiority, rather, drones, ballistic and hypersonic missiles.
No Airport in Iran is operating. They all have been reduced to rumble.
All their military bases have been reduced to ashes.
They currently don't have any functioning air force. All their planes and runways have been hit.
Their airspace is a playground for Israeli's planes.
By the time they surrender, they will not be having any government official alive.
Say "I William", not Kenya. A lot, if not the rest of us, strongly condemn trump and his boss natenyahu for striking Iran unprovoked.
Kenya strongly condemns the strikes on the UAE, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Iraq, Oman, Kuwait, Jordan and Bahrain in the evolving conflict in the Middle East.
It is evident that the regionalisation of this conflict poses a grave threat to international peace and security. At this defining and perilous moment in global history, longstanding multilateral institutions remain indispensable frameworks for the resolution of the current crisis in the Middle East.
Kenya calls for urgent multi-stakeholder engagement towards de-escalation.
Hey @FlyJambojet . Me again
. 8654 to Kisumu boarding 1220 is:
1) late
2) has no toilet
3) has a bald underinflated front left wheel
Thank for your attention to this matter.
@FlyJambojet , you need a serious reboot for your JKIA staff on customer care. I used to think bags get lost on international flights. You managed to leave mine behind from Mombasa to Nairobi. It contained my critical medications. Your staffer decided to call security on me.
You need a parachute to jump 1 metre? I swear you must have only one cerebral hemisphere
KQ670
@KenyaAirways @KQSupport your service is atrocious. Stuck on the runway at JKIA in boiling temperatures in one of your decrepit flying tubes with no air conditioning.
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Gerrarrahia
Nobody has fought harder for full release of the Epstein files and prosecutions of those who abused children more than I did, knowing full well that the legacy media, far-left propagandists and those who are actually guilty would:
1. Admit nothing
2. Deny everything
3. Make counter-accusations against me
I knew that I would be smeared relentlessly, despite never having attended his parties or been on his “Lolita Express” plane or set foot on his creepy island or done anything wrong at all.
Nonetheless, the extreme pain of being accused of being the opposite of who I am was worth it.
The strong must protect those cannot protect themselves, especially vulnerable children. I will gladly accept any amount of future pain to do more to protect kids and give them a chance to grow up and have happy lives.
I'm afraid you too missed the message by a mile. It's not about @IlhanMN. It's about the Venezuelanization of Somalia. Her geopolitically ideal strategic position, offshore oil and gas reserves, and rich marine resources have attracted the hyena that @DonaldTrump is.
Somalia’s NOT EVEN A COUNTRY’ — Trump
‘They don’t have anything that resembles a country. And if it is a country, it’s considered just about the worst in the world’
‘They come here and they become rich and they don’t have a job’
Some IDIOT in Kenya or Nigeria will “think” it’s about Somalia. Sit down fool. It’s an about an entire race! A sitting, deranged President being openly RACIST because of his hate of ONE African Woman
@FlyJambojet , you need a serious reboot for your JKIA staff on customer care. I used to think bags get lost on international flights. You managed to leave mine behind from Mombasa to Nairobi. It contained my critical medications. Your staffer decided to call security on me.
Shehtani ibilisi muuaji sugu.....
Aibu kubwa kwa nchi na dini lako
Hotuba yangu mapema leo Ikulu, Dodoma nilipozindua Tume Huru ya Uchunguzi wa Matukio ya Uvunjifu wa Amani yaliyotokea wakati na baada ya Uchaguzi Mkuu uliofanyika Oktoba 29, 2025.
Nina imani na uwezo na weledi wa tume hii. Taarifa yao juu ya kiini cha tatizo itatuongoza kujielekeza kwenye hatua sahihi za kiutendaji na mazungumzo ya kuleta maelewano, kuimarisha usalama, amani na umoja wetu.
Mwenyezi Mungu Mtukufu awasimamie na kuwaongoza.
Free Palestine!
Keep genocidaires off our airwaves.
This morning at @CapitalFMKenya FM, Ambassador @GideonBehar and #Nova Festival survivor, Ms. Maya Parizer, shared a heartfelt conversation on remembrance, recovery, and resilience.
Maya spoke about her journey — from surviving the horrors of October 7th, 2023, to finding strength in healing and refusing to live as a victim. Her courage is a reflection of the resilience of the Israeli people and the beauty of community that continues to inspire hope even in the aftermath of tragedy.
🔗 Watch her moving story in the link below
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