Regarding the $HYPE ICE post deletion panic, the announcement is still online on their official IR website:
ir.theice.com/press/news-det…
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
jesus
BREAKING: Intel stock, $INTC, extends losses to -27% on the day, now on track for its biggest daily loss since 1974.
This puts the stock down -53% from its June 30th record high.
That’s -$400 billion of lost market cap.
144k revenue last week but it was paid for with around 225k worth of emissions.
The setup is not really working in holders favor.
However, it’s the best DEX interface ever in crypto so far (robinhood:0xb63d07cef74be747231d601bb2faa6b252c68106 )
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
New week. Promising week. Volumes starting to tick back up.
If you want to trial dm @jetpippo
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
$FABLES is live on Robinhood Chain🦊
Official FABLES/USDG pool:
fables.fi/markets/fables
Points claims and $PROLOGUE redemption are open: claim.fables.fi
CA: 0xb63d07CEf74bE747231d601bb2FAa6B252c68106
I dont really get why people expected $PAPER emissions to end? The entire system would stop working in case it did
And regarding the transferability: That is a very logical decision. Would you prefer someone draining the LP entirely so you dont even receive rewards anymore for your staked paper? Now you get that as an hedge at least for your losses
Papertrade is turning into a complete joke.
Quick recap of what’s happening:
1. No $PAPER listing. The team has no plans to make the token transferable. Hyperliquid has also closed its pre-market.
2. New fees. Small profitable trades will now face 0.06% fees on weekdays and 0.1% on weekends.
3. $PAPER dilution. The later you mint, the more $PAPER you get. Early farmers are getting diluted into oblivion.
4. The update goes live in 24 hours.
At this rate, our $PAPER bags will soon be worth less than actual paper.
So… an LP token? We loop this since 2020?
This weekend I invented something new, a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that I call a Pair Token.
A Pair Token is a new type of ERC-20. It is a fused, auto-compounding asset, a fusion of two tokens.
For example, the stock tokens NVDA and SPCX fused into a single tokenized version of the two, with the ticker NVDASPCX, or ETH with NVDA, creating ETHNVDA.
Each Pair Token represents a full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool.
So why mint these tokens?
These tokens are self-multiplying in terms of value, as at any moment anyone can call the compound function to compound the LP fees generated by the pair’s trading activity back into the asset.
The token represents a new financial primitive, as it represents a proportional value and moves as an LP position NFT would, except that it is auto-compounding and, thanks to its v4 hook, allows for compounding and self-growth.
Since it is an ERC-20, this token can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad.
A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy.
Starting tonight, you’ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website.
Minting and redeeming are free, and the compounding process on the tokens incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks.
I look forward to a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive.
Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap. @Hookrfun
Another max esctraction project detected. Better to remove your funds robinhood:0xb9972ca7188e511174947e3936a5315ac7073277
Orbio world order
Introducing Orbio Incognito.
Agents can now make end-to-end encrypted inference requests through Orbio, powered by @PhalaNetwork’s confidential GPU infrastructure and hardware-attested execution.
Our agent toolkit handles encryption, key verification, verifiable receipts and local decryption across coding harnesses and SDKs.
Go beyond ZDR promises. Your prompts and responses stay encrypted through our gateway.
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
KBW is in full swing.
We took a house in Seoul — coffee, merch, and a place to sit between panels. Open through 2-8pm, 30th Sep.
luma.com/qpz0ozya?tk=cPVtF0
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
Nosh × @Collector_Crypt is LIVE!
You can now launch a coin paired to a real Gacha Machine.
Every trade fills the vault → the bot rips a pack → whatever it pulls gets raffled to holders.
11 machines. Pokémon & One Piece. $25 → $5,000 packs. Every pull is a real graded card. The rare ones hit for 10x+.
We're only getting started.
This is well deserved but not the endgame:
Think ultimately the bundled mode should be natively available on @ponsdotfamily as an option when to deploy a token.
Its a win-win mode so im sure @MEADGod likes this a lot
robinhood:0x07ebb29a38fbcb41563817e5e19f2cec619c90d2
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
cope. seethe. rage
Welcome to the finale
I partnered with the Wall Street Journal to release this article
Probably the single worst hit piece ever written about @Kalshi
Guess people will think twice before insulting me in public again
wsj.com/finance/currencies/5…
What if robinhood:0xaa07a0e9209e16ac99708c3ec70159c6ef3128a3 takes the $virtuals route and enables the launch of agents (paired with Orbio ofc) and let them source their inference directly from the marketplace?
Philipp (🌿,🌿) retweeted
This thread is 100% gonna blow up and I am gonna look like a salty c****again but @icobeast pissed me off so now it's gonna get ugly
Kalshi fakes their crypto volume and I can prove it
NOTHING pisses me off more than watching a company treat its own customers like complete fucking idiots
Grab some popcorn cause I dissected every piece of evidence one by one until there’s basically no way for him to respond without making this look even worse
Oh and FYI, I left every source at the end so y’all can check the receipts yourselves 😘
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