songs from the bayou in my head

The Bayou
Joined November 2025
We improvise the show Then call it fate when it goes
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Most people are the main character in a story they’re constantly rewriting in their own head That makes it very easy to believe your motives are pure, your actions are justified, and the ends excuse the means A lot of fraud, abuse, and atrocity starts there
The consensus take is that Elizabeth Holmes is indeed a master manipulator, but the more interesting thing the movie explores is that people who do bad things rarely view themselves as bad people. Rather, they operate under layers of cognitive dissonance, self-deception, and rationalization This disconnect is the central plot point and it drives Nathan and the rest of the crew insane because of how unshakable and earnest the belief in their mission are
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Resilience is just getting tired of being surprised by pain
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Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
Replying to @CodeWithTamara
LinkedIn is a self milking cow
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This guy is totally going to be a serial killer one day
Clavicular says he can’t enjoy normal life because he sees past the lies that low-sentience people believe in. When asked what people don’t understand about him: "I don't think anyone will ever really understand me. I don’t really like to get that deep with people. Never have, probably never will." When asked why he feels disconnected from everyone else: "I feel like I'm able to see past the facades and lies so easily that nothing can be fun. I can’t enjoy things the way low sentience people can, like sports."
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This is prancing, not marching
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Today a fruit fly landed on me. Am I gay now?
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Dry sarcasm is great because nothing improves a joke like explaining you were joking
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Certainty outsells competence
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I’m so tired of people intentionally misspelling things just to get engagement. Its pathetic.
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We’ve confused having a platform with having a point
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How long before my refrigerator can fly
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People complaining about the Roadster's practicality aren't the target audience for the car in the first place. Of course you don't need a <1 0-60s time or jump jets. You also don't need a F1 or an Aventador. The car isn't intended to replace your 2018 Toyota.
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Legacy automakers watching the Roadster demo, then proudly unveiling an illuminated hood ornament.
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Men are allowed at the gym as long as they don’t look at anything, think anything, or exist too noticeably
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We used to memorize phone numbers. Now I barely know my own.
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I love how the algorithm catches me slipping and dwelling on something for a few seconds longer than normal and then… Boom all my videos are about raising quails
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Polyphonic Pirate retweeted
Replying to @happy_at_home_
I raise you avocado oil spray for biggest scam. They keep the size at 1/4 second so they can act like it has no calories. Is anyone seriously using 1/4 a second worth of this shit? Avocado oil has ~120 calories per Tbsp
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YouTube has become a hostage negotiation where the ransom is $13.99 a month.
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Plastic surgery is a weird thing to be addicted to.
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