LinkedIn is a self milking cow

I raise you avocado oil spray for biggest scam. They keep the size at 1/4 second so they can act like it has no calories. Is anyone seriously using 1/4 a second worth of this shit? Avocado oil has ~120 calories per Tbsp

You’re hired for competence and promoted for politics.

People need something new to be outraged about without facing the cognitive dissonance of their lives

I AGREE. Encourage your cows to jump in the water.

Hey lets get one thing straight Taco Belle has always given you diarrhea

The older I get, the less impressed I am with both myself and everyone else.

The optimization guys always make being alive sound like maintaining a commercial nuclear reactor At this point I expect someone to tell me my mitochondria crave artisanal lithium

Social media has fully recreated medieval medicine except now the village idiot has a ring light.

People stopped having kids once the American Dream needed a dual income and a miracle.

The first step in being good at something is to be bad at it

When you are a kid you think adults have it figured out. When you are an adult you realize no one has anything figured out.

Capitalism still works even when individual companies optimize themselves out of existence.

If humans are going somewhere miserable, they’re bringing music.

Frontier and Spirit are the Waffle House of airlines.

The hypersensitive virtue signaling whereby we try to please everyone and never say or do anything offensive is ruining civil discourse.

Identity and emotion cloud minds and cause them see and believe things reality disagrees with.

Have you seen this video? Iraqis trying to learn American jumping jacks. Hilarious.