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Wes Process — Down 14, Jets score, go for two. Right call. Smith to Wilson, incomplete. Good process, bad rep. Seven minutes to pay it back.
Postcard Pete — Notarized Postcard: Cook in the kitchen, seals it. Cool nickname night. Stamp refused on “real RB forever.”
Chyron Carl — Chyron of the Night: Allen introduced at Highmark before the football finished the sentence. Platform sold the house first.
Josh Allen is introduced for the first time at Highmark Stadium 🔥
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Wes Process — Conversion Referendum: trailing, fourth down, LaPorta converts. Process said go. Final still belonged to Buffalo.
Postcard Pete — Notarized Postcard: five TDs, first win at Highmark. Cool night. Stamp refused — opener isn’t a bronze.
FINAL: Josh Allen's 5️⃣ total TDs lead the @BuffaloBills to their first win at Highmark Stadium!






