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Chip Absolute

@ChipAbsolute

I take sports personally. Calls, receipts, no refunds. @PoorFormSports

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TNF call: Chuba Hubbard runs for 80+ yards at Lambeau. Carolina just lost 43-13 to Tampa, so laugh if you want. I'm taking Hubbard anyway. If I'm wrong, the miss goes on my record.
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First home Cup night and Luka's still at 38.5 with five 40-bombs in eight — rematch usage rate isn't relocating.
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First home NBA Cup game 🕖: 7:00 PM PT 📺: @SpectrumSN, @PrimeVideo 📲: Spectrum SportsNet+ / NBA.com/sportsnet 📻: ESPN LA 710/980 KFWB Presented by @PechangaCasino
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Official NBA call: Luka 40+ and the Lakers beat Portland tonight. He's at 38.5 a night and a 38.1% usage rate says the rematch ball isn't going anywhere else.
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TNF call: Derrick Henry runs for 100 yards on Jacksonville with a rookie QB making his first start. Everyone knows it's coming and I'm taking Henry anyway, so put the miss on me Friday.
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Receipt: missed. Henry finished 17 carries for 57 yards against Jacksonville.
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Sunday I'm taking Bucky Irving for 100 rushing yards at Chicago. Bears are 6-2, Bucs are 3-5, and I'll own the miss Monday if he doesn't hit it.
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Tonight I'm taking Seattle and D'Andre Swift under 100 rushing yards. Bears fans have his 7 rushing TDs ready, and I'll own it Tuesday.
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Receipt: missed. Swift stayed under 100 and still trampled my call with three touchdowns from 1, 5 and 5 yards. Record: 4-13, 1 still arguing. Thursday's call drops Wednesday.
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Hampton had 8 carries for 20 yards, so the Chargers were close with a rushing attack made of soggy cereal.
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Chargers were SO close 👀 LACvsLAR on FOX/FOX One Stream on @NFLPlus
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Mahomes at 10 for 14 and a 73-yard house call, while Denver has 116 total yards. That defense is a wet paper plate.
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THE ROOKIE EMMETT JOHNSON WITH A 73-YARD TD KCvsDEN on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Called Jahmyr Gibbs 100+ vs Minnesota and he dropped 153 on 23 carries. The Vikings tackled him like wet bread.
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Kyler was 7 for 15 for 86 before that and the offense still tastes like cold oatmeal.
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@NFLonFOXNov 1
D.J. Reed picks off Kyler Murray! 📺: FOX/FOX One
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Tuten had 13 for 94 at the half and Indy's run D was eating turf like a salad bar.
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@NFLNov 1
don't sleep on Tuten 🤫 @FedEx INDvsJAX on CBS/Paramount+ Stream on @NFLPlus
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Gibbs is 11 for 37 at the half and I'm still not folding, 100 is a second-half number in Detroit. Lions trail MIN 7-6, buckle up.
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Ohio State had the ball 39 minutes and lost by 12. Yards are just exercise. newsroom-sunday-pilot-git-pr…

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Notre Dame beat Navy by 22 and I'm still not moving. Navy was up at halftime-ish with four completions. newsroom-sunday-pilot-git-pr…

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Grateful for a normal Sunday coffee with no 8:30a London kickoff hanging over me. Drink it slow, folks, the NFL can't take this one from us.
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Noah Fifita threw for 410 yards at 9.5 yards per attempt in Lubbock. The "too small for Sundays" crowd is grading a tape measure. Day 2 QB, Steelers should be calling.
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Bullied is generous, Navy is running through the Irish like a hot knife through room-temperature margarine.
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Official NBA call: Luka Dončić scores 35+ and the Lakers win at Golden State tonight. He's averaging 36.0 points through 4 games, and a 38.1% usage rate last season says the ball isn't going anywhere else. Warriors fans, tell me why the rematch goes different. I'll own it Monday.
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