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Joined February 2023
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It cannot be overstated how much your quality of life decreases when it gets dark at 5pm instead of 7pm
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If you didn’t cry as losses as a kid you were never meant to die for this sports shit
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Why did gatsby not just reply to daisy’s story with “need that 😮‍💨”? Is he stupid?
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you tell a nigga his 2k build could’ve been better and he gone act like you just told him his son ain’t gone be shit in life
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you’ll b goin thru tha worst shit in ya head but in somebody else eyes u rlly tha coolest
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People be like “I needed this” and it’s just a weekend of abusing substances with their friends
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up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get
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I hate a social nigga in the gym. focus on your workout and fuck off bitch ass nigga
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Make yourself retarded with weed at work Thursday
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Jeremiah Smith confirmed he was offered $10 million to enter the transfer portal, but he never considered leaving Ohio State. “I always wanted to be at Ohio State. It would be dumb for me to leave Ohio State and go to another team when I have the best offensive line in the country, the best quarterback in the country, the best coaches in the country.”
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President Box III retweeted
Derek Fisher on LeBron joining Philadelphia: “You aren’t ring chasing when you’re the guy creating the rings.” (via @TheFanLA, h/t @WITNESSKJ)
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Well it looks like bud light went back to the gay pride marketing tactic.
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No one is ever bigger than the program 😴
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The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir
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Netflix panning to Asian people in the crowd after Murakami hits a home run
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The first name called, the next name to know: Roch Cholowsky
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Women be face to face w ya dick talking abt “i dont usually do this” ….yea yea get the balls too bih
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That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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