Sit Down Comedian | Emmy Award Winning Producer | Co-Host of @pursefirstshow | Writer | 1/2 of @thefreakyboiz | Hogwarts Alumni (Ravenclaw)

Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
I work in TV and I just want black Twitter to know that all these writers out here stealing y’all tweets and turning them into $$$$$.... y’all better recognize y’all talent
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I’m pro people do what they want and mind my business cause we are all grown adults
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Replying to @PrinceCharmingP
That one time she say “forever!” U gotta propose
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Every time I introduce a guy to my mom, she immediately yells out a random amount of time. 😭😭 Could be 3 months, 2 years, whatever. That’s her prediction for how long the relationship will last. LMFAOOOO.
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The hardest part about long distance relationships is how much they rely on communication… because some days I genuinely don’t feel like talking to anybody. 😭
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The Prince retweeted
Before the gym, I don’t feel like going. After the gym, best decision I made all day. An everyday battle.
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Flights to ATL from LA are always either $200 on frontier (not doing that) or $1000 on Delta (not doing that)....
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Sunny Hostin needs to move out the way
Funk Flex altercation at MSG surfaces (via @shimijay)
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i got room in my schedule for a trip in November.... but where
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showing my legs
What yall be doing on snap? 👀
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I promise, the best way to tell them apart is by assuming they're all dangerous
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neither is meeting a faceless profile on an app and allowing him to come over and blow your back out
Having sex with your friends is not normal💯
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Kellon and I are on a show together, so on the day of the Emmy's he was on FT with Meg, and I told her I was the Trade.... she started BUSSIN up laughing in my face! LMAO
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Go to HELL
they are twins, but one of them is 48 years old and the other will always be 20.
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Yes, my body is a temple not a community center
serious question for the gays: do you still believe in monogamy?
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What’s so hard about simply being with ONE person? Someone explain.
serious question for the gays: do you still believe in monogamy?
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We appreciate your apology
I humbly apologize for the years of slandering verbal tops.
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BET can EASILY give us the black versions of The Traitor, Survivor, Big Brother, etc... They Can easily get all of our favorite black reality stars to compete weekly for $$$$... They Can easily televise a national spades competition hosted by Steve Harvey or SOMETHING.... but we get podcast content on cable television
SNEAK PEEK: "White women are more sexually free." An unpopular opinion or a hot take with some truth? 👀 The conversation is just getting started. Don't miss the series premiere of #NickCannonAtNight TONIGHT at 10/9c on BET!
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This is exactly why my phone looks like this…
can somebody please explain to me wtf just happened and where did I go wrong????? Like I feel like I just experienced a twilight zone bc wtf is this man talking about mind you we just started texting 2 days ago 😭
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Gays with 6 packs are so cheap and unoriginal on Halloween... Just wings
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