aspiring racecar passenger
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You can just tell this one's also low on brain cells.
I fully expected the quotes and replies to be people alluding to how she will never be able to beat this dog but I forgot everyone's a porn addict on this site.
In football, are you allowed to aggressively kiss one of your teammates to distract the opponent? Couldn't find anything about it in the rulebook.
Social media has made everyone deeply insecure. Actors no longer want to flaunt a receding hairline. You know what John Wayne's biggest fear was? That his servants were secretly communist spies.
A huge chunk of the Indian populace has unironically co-opted the word "woke." Little do they know, their lives would improve tenfold if India were actually woke.
Did I unknowingly venture into an alternate reality where the concept of humor doesn't exist? The sarcasm couldn't have been more obvious if OP had curled into a ball in the rain holding a sign that read, "This is obviously a joke."
Notice he doesn’t have Tourette’s when he Tweets
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
That's not how Tourette's Syndrome works.
ninds.nih.gov/health-informa…
People who break things when they are angry are stupid and feeble. I would never try to fight inanimate objects because they can't fight back. I would much rather fight a baby. Babies can fight back to a certain extent and that's good enough for me.
What a fine aristocratic emissary of the ocean. He slithers effortlessly across the ground, utterly unconcerned with how he's perceived, and marks his sudden gracious halt with an operatic growl akin to a herald's call.
