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Joined July 2013
Brooooooo. 😂
My god I’ve missed football season
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Sometimes you see a response so perfect you have to take a moment
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Evil exists and you are out numbered. 11 to 1
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Classic
post a video you never get tired of
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I remember what gooning used to mean
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The clip has been summoned
FYI: collapsible batons are much cheaper than guns, don’t need licensure and are a lot less of an escalation simply to draw but are scary enough to deter and extend your reach by >1’ if not. I got my Smith & Wesson for $50. Break their legs and run! (Check legality in your area.)
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There’s no such thing as being polite at a 4-way stop. If it’s your turn, fucking go.
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>Red Dead Redemption >Choose to be a good guy and max out honor by defending the weak, sparing lives, and helping strangers >Hit maximum honor >Game doesn't reward you with a bigger gun or a pile of cash >Instead, you are rewarded with an encounter with a Catholic nun >She hands you the Rosary of Saint Andrew as a gift for your righteous deeds >It literally acts as a shield, decreasing the accuracy of enemy fire against you >Teaches you that a man actively seeking redemption operates under divine protection >The ultimate reward for a virtuous life isn't worldly loot, it's a blessed symbol of faith Unfathomably based
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To any red states that think this can't happen to you… Less than 10 years ago, Virginia Republicans had a 64 seat majority in a 100 seat state house and 7 of the 11 congressional seats were Republican. Stop treating the current fight like it’s business as usual and start acting like it is culturally existential. Because it is.
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Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.
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Stack up or fuck off.
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Replying to @TonyGonzales4TX
Are you seriously congratulating yourself for not winning your primary?
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Dead as fuck
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All gun laws are unconstitutional
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NEW: Team USA honors Johnny Gaudreau, who was killed by an alleged drunk driver, by bringing his kids on the ice. Gaudreau was set to make the U.S. Olympics team before he & his brother were hit by a car in August of 2024. His kids are now 2 and 3. 🇺🇸
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Holy smokes. This might be the most American thing I've ever seen. Congrats to these guys 🇺🇸
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