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Northwest of Disorder
Joined July 2009
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“True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, bro.”
Famous quotes but add “bro” to the end of it.
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Daniel Jones and Kyler Murray
Vikings could end up with both QB Daniel Jones and RB Jonathan Taylor -- which could be the only way for the Colts to emerge from the trade deadline with a first-round pick in 2027. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
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It was difficult, I apologize. I’ll simplify it: If his team is prepared, a few hours away the night before won’t make a difference. If his team isn’t prepared, a few hours away the night before won’t make a difference.
Who the fuck do you think hired the staff and brought the players into the program? Who is responsible for that?
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If his team falls apart because he left for a few hours after an entire week of practice, that says more about the staff and players than him.
How could anyone expect the Ohio State team to be prepared and engaged if its head coach left his team last night and took a private jet to Canton to watch his son’s high school football game? $13M/yr and he left his team on the eve of a massive game for several hours. Unserious
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The wild thing is, Oregon State fans actually believe this.
Busy driving to the varsity game in Corvallis.
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As it turns out, Ohio State players are not fans of BTA.
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I feel like only two times a game would be on the low side for Raiola.
I’ve accepted that part of the Dylan Raiola experience is there’s just gonna be at least two times a game where you think to yourself What. Was. That.
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OSU no longer looks bigger, stronger, or faster.
Right now, OSU looks bigger, stronger, and faster than Oregon.
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I don’t think, at 18, charging rent is unreasonable (half of take home would be, but that’s whatever). At 16, though? She should worry about being being a high schooler and enjoying the fruits of her labor. The real world can wait.
My 16 year old daughter has a part time job. I require she pays half of her take home pay for rent. Is that so unfair? (Advice him)
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Choate has had three(ish) seasons. If there were *some* improvement, that would be one thing. There has been zero improvement. And you gotta give the fans a reason, even if that reason is just hope.
Nevada fans want to see a better product on the field. The program needs fans in the stands. They go together. Support the team and you can help speed up the turnaround. If you are complaining about the team but not attending home games maybe take a look in the mirror
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Hmm…maybe. My main question is, why do you care if the conversation doesn’t involve you?
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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Impressive weight. Sloppy technique.
350kg/765lb by a 19 year old is so impressive. This may actually be 1 in a billion
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Right now, OSU looks bigger, stronger, and faster than Oregon.
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Who’s only having sex 2-3x per week?
Men who have sex once a month are 45% more likely to have cardiovascular disease compared to those who had sex 2-3x a week.
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Buddy, you really should have seen this coming.
‘Little Rascals’ star resorts to GoFundMe ahead of having 6th child: ‘I really need some help’ trib.al/2qGNkTK
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I fell like, between compensating student athletes and building generational wealth, there’s a little middle ground.
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I couldn’t survive a month off of $1,570…
Unpopular opinion: If you make $1,570 a year but still live paycheck to paycheck? You might have a spending problem, not an income problem. ...Do you agree?
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Just saw money described as the ultimate beauty filter and I’m not sure I’ve ever read anything more accurate.
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I know far too many people in Vegas to ever do it alone.
A little solo Vegas adventure or absolutely not❓️
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I would love to see this tbh
If these 2 CFB teams played this season who do you think would win? Boise State or New Mexico?
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