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orkin's parent company missed by ONE cent and the stock dropped 8% after hours
turns out the one pest they can't get rid of is a wall street analyst
cnbc.com/2026/10/21/stocks-mā¦
meta made $64.6 BILLION in 3 months and still ended up with negative free cash flow
the gpus eat first in that house
investor.atmeta.com/investorā¦
spacex lost $7 million on rockets last quarter and made $7.6 BILLION renting out computers
bro speedran rocket scientist to landlord
nbcnews.com/business/businesā¦
at&t beat earnings, raised guidance, and still lost like 5% because a guy said "space phone plans" on a call
247wallst.com/investing/2026ā¦
foursquare raised like $400M and shareholders got $0. meanwhile i'm still mayor of a chipotle from 2011
businessinsider.com/foursquaā¦
next xbox might be $1,800 so ur mom's not buying it for christmas she's co-signing
theverge.com/news/1014666/xbā¦
united's ceo says they're passing 72% of the fuel spike on to customers and he wants it closer to 100%
turns out the airline's fuel hedge is just me
cnbc.com/2026/10/20/united-aā¦
getty filed chapter 11 after losing 99% since the spac. the only thing at that company nobody could ever get rid of was the watermark
cnbc.com/2026/10/21/getty-imā¦
elon can't be in the tesla spacex merger talks bc he's a "conflicted party"
bro is the bride AND the groom and still didn't get invited to the wedding
techcrunch.com/2026/10/20/spā¦
netflix beat earnings and the stock still dropped like 5%
wall street when the "are you still watching?" screen pops up
finance.yahoo.com/markets/stā¦
anthropic lost $80.7 billion in 6 months and the excuse is $72B of it was "just accounting"
trying that on my landlord on the 1st
qz.com/anthropic-net-loss-fiā¦
an AI agent promised free pizza and charged some people's cards anyway. bro was trained on every free trial i forgot to cancel
axios.com/2026/10/20/hark-aiā¦
korea's elice IPO got 388x more orders than it had shares and still fell 30% day one. longest line outside the club, worst night of ur life inside
cnbc.com/2026/10/20/south-koā¦
polymarket's ceo expensed his rent and private jets when the company was making $0. his punishment was paying it back and a $1.2 billion valuation
me emailing HR rn:
finance.yahoo.com/markets/crā¦
united's ceo says wealth inequality is a danger to society. sir ur airline sells it by the row
finance.yahoo.com/economy/arā¦
jamie dimon called bitcoin a fraud in 2017 and now it's in jpmorgan's 10 year forecast. the fraud got promoted before me
coindesk.com/markets/2026/10ā¦
jay z reportedly picked himself for the halftime show and bieber just got the "we've decided to move forward with other candidates" email
nypost.com/2026/10/20/sportsā¦
