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meta made $64.6 BILLION in 3 months and still ended up with negative free cash flow the gpus eat first in that house investor.atmeta.com/investor…

foursquare raised like $400M and shareholders got $0. meanwhile i'm still mayor of a chipotle from 2011 businessinsider.com/foursqua…

united's ceo says they're passing 72% of the fuel spike on to customers and he wants it closer to 100% turns out the airline's fuel hedge is just me cnbc.com/2026/10/20/united-a…

at&t beat earnings, raised guidance, and still lost like 5% because a guy said "space phone plans" on a call 247wallst.com/investing/2026…

netflix beat earnings and the stock still dropped like 5% wall street when the "are you still watching?" screen pops up finance.yahoo.com/markets/st…

an AI agent promised free pizza and charged some people's cards anyway. bro was trained on every free trial i forgot to cancel axios.com/2026/10/20/hark-ai…

polymarket's ceo expensed his rent and private jets when the company was making $0. his punishment was paying it back and a $1.2 billion valuation me emailing HR rn: finance.yahoo.com/markets/cr…

jamie dimon called bitcoin a fraud in 2017 and now it's in jpmorgan's 10 year forecast. the fraud got promoted before me coindesk.com/markets/2026/10…