@Prototype_Kelly

field biology, haus music, techno & beverages

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Joined January 2012
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_US23h
TRUMP SAYS VENEZUELA COULD BECOME THE 51ST STATE
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You’ve been dicked by, you’ve been fucked by, my smooth genitals
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this resonated with me i miss drugs
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julia
@juumelo_Oct 24
sometimes a big dawg (me) needs a little treat (drunk cig)
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guards, milk him!!
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#BanSportsBetting
#BSB Corner@WolverineCornerMar 21
#BuiltNotBought
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it’s rake your hogs friday for all who celebrate
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if u are repulsed by the smell of cigarettes it’s because you have demonic influence inside of you and tobacco purges it like burning sage
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Cocaine is like Narcan for alcohol
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Cows might not be, but men are 😋🥛
PETA UK
@PETAUK14 Nov 2025
Cows ARE NOT milk machines. Cows ARE NOT milk machines. Cows ARE NOT milk machines. Cows ARE NOT milk machines. Cows ARE NOT milk machines. Cows ARE NOT milk machines.
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i wish we could start over
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BEAR@Bear1nCrisisOct 14
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 14
Today is National I Love You Day.
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JD Vance's entire approach to politics is so uniquely comically pathetic bc it's just him trying to prove how unwoke he is to a base of Nazis who openly hate his Indian family and call him a fat chud
JD Vance
@JDVanceOct 12
Happy Columbus Day!
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The Bloobler
lamb@darkseavoyageOct 11
Need one of these for my yard
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Couldn’t be me. You’re all my friends; billions must smile.
Gabsmeister (Frickbears Era)🇵🇸🔻@GabsfluidOct 9
I genuinely cant stand this image Like why are such a bitch about it
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I love a metaphor
The Philadelphia Inquirer
@PhillyInquirerOct 12
The SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-November ebx.sh/fNbRyA
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Happy Columbus Day
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beanie
@beaniebblOct 12
if i don’t hold hands by the water soon i will harm myself .. and others
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close! They love me
Possum Reviews
@ReviewsPossumOct 10
Because you're a thousand times their size and make no effort to avoid being seen or heard, which puts you squarely outside the paradigm of expected predator/prey behavior, and your actions and motivations are incomprehensible to them. You're basically a kaiju.
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