Father, Engineer, Floridian, and a general purpose blunt object
Winter Park, FL
Joined December 2022
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Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
Lib: "Happy birthday."
USA: "Thanks!" (Eating apple pie)
Lib: "You’re not perfect."
USA: "Yeah…okay."
Lib: "People say you’re exceptional."
USA: "Oh, that’s nice!"
Lib: "You ARE exceptional."
USA: "Thank you?"
Lib: "What makes you exceptional is that we can still change everything that is so crappy about you! YOU ARE PRETTY TERRIBLE."
USA: "This seems like a time and place issue. It’s my birthday."
Lib: "And on every single birthday you have disappointed me."
USA: "I never said I was perfect. But I feel pretty proud of what we’ve built."
Lib: "YOU NEED TO BE DIFFERENT. YOU’RE SUCH A HYPOCRITE."
USA: "Becoming better was kinda the point. There’s a plan for doing that in my birth docs."
Lib: "And here you are, obsessing over your good traits and accomplishments ON YOUR BIRTHDAY."
USA: "Mm-hmm, that seems kinda normal."
Lib: "GAH, YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY!"
USA: "I think maybe you're just not interested in a bday party?"
Lib: "Oh, great tolerance! Way to live up to your values! This is what I MEAN about you!"
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
Video: Epic Universe on its first anniversary. However, as if the concept model came to life!
This a version of the "tilt shift" camera effect where scenes look like stop-motion animation/toys. Made with After Effects last couple of weeks. Standard camera methods, no AI used.
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
The simple diplomatic solution is Barron Trump marries Princess Isabella of Denmark and Greenland is given to America as dowry payment
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
TRUMP DECLARES VICTORY OVER HURRICANE SEASON!
Zero hurricanes in the GULF OF AMERICA!
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
“how did we fumble remote work??”
it’s because no one did any work. that’s the point. that’s why you loved it so much
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
Twenty years ago this week, my entire family would have died if not for my brothers retainer.
Here’s the story 🧵🧵🧵
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
🚨🚨MUST WATCH🚨🚨
THIS is why Floridians should vote NO on Amendment 3.
Thank you, @GovRonDeSantis!
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
Only sharp-eyed readers will be able to spot the difference in the coverage of the two proposals.
Chrisler 🐊 retweeted
This is why we don’t do WFH anymore.
People literally golfed all day and faked work.
We have KPIs in place hence us firing them BUT lost a ton of cash in the process and found out after the fact that their lack of work was even greater than expected.
WFH works for some, but for a majority of folks it’s an epic fail.
