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“The highest form of peace is having no desire to be seen, validated or understood by anyone.”
— Epictetus
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The Largest Crypto Heist in History and Why Binance's Response, and the Stablecoin Killswitch, Changes the Playbook
cryptalk.ca/blog/f/the-large…
#crypto #stablecoin #news #finance #bullmarket #CZ #cryptalk
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Os voy a explicar dónde está ahora mismo cada dólar del mayor robo de la historia de las criptomonedas.
Porque dos días después del hackeo a Binance, el dinero ya tiene tres destinos muy distintos.
Primero, el robo: 6.360 millones de dólares, sacados de 17 hot wallets en diez blockchains distintas, casi todo en 20 minutos.
No hackearon ninguna blockchain: entraron por el portátil de un ingeniero y desde ahí controlaron el sistema de firmas de Binance. Las transacciones salían firmadas por la propia Binance. Por eso nadie saltó a tiempo.
Ahora, los tres destinos del dinero:
1. Unos 3.000 millones ya están CONGELADOS. Tether bloqueó más de 1.560 millones, Circle 823, Ripple unos 200 en RLUSD, y hasta Arbitrum forzó 30 millones del hacker a una wallet bloqueada. Casi la mitad del botín, muerto en menos de 24 horas. Ojo: congelado no significa devuelto. Ahora viene un proceso legal que tardará meses.
2.Unos 3.300 millones siguen en manos de los hackers. Y esto es lo que no se puede congelar: 420.000 ETH, 18.270 bitcoins, 233 millones de XRP y montañas de TRX. Chainalysis dice que están viendo patrones de blanqueo "nunca vistos antes": miles de transferencias automatizadas, con scripts funcionando 24 horas, donde cada wallet nueva recibe primero 1 TRX de prueba antes de mover millones. Es una máquina de lavar dinero industrial. Y la firma del autor ya está clara: los fondos se han mezclado on-chain con los del hackeo de Bitget de septiembre. Corea del Norte.
Los mismos de Bybit.
3. Y los usuarios: CERO pérdidas. Aquí está la parte que casi nadie está explicando bien. Binance ha apartado 6.340 millones de dólares de su propio dinero, el 100,6% de lo robado. Y no es una promesa: 5.000 millones ya los tiene en los MISMOS tokens que se llevaron (BTC, ETH, USDT, USDC, BNB), y los 1.300 que faltan los está comprando ahora mismo en el mercado.
Es decir, Binance es hoy COMPRADOR de cripto, no vendedor.
El calendario al que se han atado públicamente: retiradas reabriendo por fases este domingo de madrugada, y Proof of Reserves completo el lunes para demostrar que ese dinero existe de verdad.
Y una reflexión para cerrar. En Mt. Gox los usuarios perdieron todo. En FTX, casi todo. Aquí, el mayor robo de la historia lo va a pagar íntegro la empresa, la mitad del botín se congeló en horas gracias a que las stablecoins reguladas tienen botón de emergencia, y el exchange sigue operando. Podéis sacar dos conclusiones: que los hackeos siguen siendo el mayor riesgo de este mercado. Y que este mercado ya no es el de 2014. Las dos son verdad.
Ya tenemos la foto completa del hackeo de Binance. Y es mucho peor de lo que se contó anoche: 6.300 millones de dólares. El mayor robo de la historia de las criptomonedas. Cuatro veces el de Bybit.
Os explico lo que ha pasado, porque la historia es de película.
No reventaron ninguna clave privada. Hackearon el portátil de UN ingeniero de Binance. Desde ese portátil accedieron a un contenedor interno del sistema y empezaron a firmar retiradas como si fueran la propia Binance. En una sola transacción contra una de las hot wallets había 50 autorizaciones firmadas. El atacante no rompió la caja fuerte: se sentó en la silla del empleado que tiene la llave.
Resultado: vaciaron hot wallets en DIEZ blockchains a la vez. 200.630 ETH y 185 tokens en Ethereum, 18.270 bitcoins, 233 millones de XRP, más Solana, Tron, Avalanche... La mayor parte de los 6.300 millones salió en apenas 20 minutos.
El detalle que parece escrito por un guionista: dos días antes, Binance había anunciado que acababa de repeler una campaña de hackers de Corea del Norte que usaban falsas entrevistas de trabajo para colar malware. Repelieron el asalto a la puerta y entraron por la ventana del empleado. Hoy TRM Labs y Chainalysis atribuyen el ataque "con alta confianza" a TraderTraitor, la unidad norcoreana del grupo Lazarus. Los mismos de Bybit. Han cuadruplicado su propio récord en 20 meses.
La contraofensiva también ha sido histórica: en menos de 12 horas se han congelado unos 3.000 millones. Tether bloqueó más de 1.500, Circle 823, Ripple unos 200 en RLUSD, y hasta Coinbase, el mayor competidor de Binance, se ofreció a ayudar bloqueando envíos a las direcciones del hacker. La mitad del botín ya está muerto. La otra mitad, en Bitcoin y Ethereum que nadie puede congelar, se está lavando ahora mismo en cadenas de transferencias cada vez más pequeñas.
Binance ha suspendido las retiradas mientras revisa sus sistemas, asegura que los fondos de los usuarios serán cubiertos al completo, y espera reabrir en unas 48 horas. Ese será el verdadero momento de la verdad: el día que reabran, veremos si la confianza aguanta.
Y una reflexión final: el mayor hackeo de la historia no ha tocado la criptografía. Ha tocado a una persona. Las blockchains funcionaron perfectamente. El eslabón débil sigue siendo el mismo de siempre.
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Who is Satoshi Nakamoto? cryptalk.ca/blog/f/who-is-sa…
Anonymity removed a single point of failure, legal or personal, and aligned with the cypherpunk preference for systems over personalities.
#crypto #Satoshi #Bitcoin #BTC #cypherpunk
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BREAKING: Ripple-Backed Evernorth Debuts on Nasdaq as XRPN
cryptalk.ca/blog/f/breaking-…
#XRP $XRP #XRPN #ripple #Evernorth #Nasdaq
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I still don't think Canadians appreciate just how crazy the unmarked grave allegations at Kamloops were. So I tried to sum it up as best as I could ...
The unmarked graves at Indian residential schools mentioned by the Truth and Reconciliation predominantly refer to students who died of disease, usually tuberculosis and usually before 1930. They were then buried in onsite cemeteries with wooden markers, with the result that the grave location was lost when the marker rotted away. When you hear about graves being excavated at IRS sites, it's usually something like this.
The Kamloops 215, from the start, was an entirely different thing. It purported to provide evidence of an insane blood libel that the Catholic Church was secretly murdering Indigenous children en masse as late as the 1960s. The specific "knowing" was that staff were disappearing Kamloops Indian Residential School students and burying them in the school's apple orchard in the middle of the night. This was despite the fact that nobody could actually name a specific student that had been disappeared in this fashion.
What Kamloops did was equivalent to claiming that we finally had physical evidence of the Satanic ritual abuse panic. So, think of it like a Canadian hospital publicly claiming that they'd found an onsite mass grave filled with babies murdered by Satanists in the 1980s.
Actual residential school deaths were employed as cover for an utterly bananas urban legend. And that's why, in 2021, Canada was thrown into a profoundly destructive cultural revolution from which we may never recover.
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You were the only Premier in Canada who skipped Mark Carney’s trade debrief last week. Every other Premier showed up. You didn’t. Softwood mills are closing. Workers are losing their jobs. Rural BC is hurting.
And you... The Premier... no-showed the most important briefing of the week.
Now talking about “keeping fighting”?
Tweets don’t defend our country, David. Showing up and doing the work does.
Replying to @Gina_T1
No. Indonesia and Ecuador FTAs were concluded pre-Carney and only signed later. UAE CEPA negotiations launched and concluded under Carney (Nov 2025–July 2026) but final signing and ratification are still pending. No other new FTA has been fully started, negotiated and signed by his government.
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I needed to move a sofa.
I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"
I did not know anybody with a truck.
He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.
"You gotta know somebody with a truck."
I asked how one acquires such a person.
He said, "You just do."
This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.
He said, "Ask Kevin."
I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.
I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.
Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.
Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.
I had not asked for a second man.
The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.
They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.
I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.
I asked what I owed them.
Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."
That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.
Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.
We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.
Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."
I still think about that.
Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.
"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."
He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.
Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.
I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.
Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.
I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."
I have a guy.
I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.
He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."
I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.
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Apple switched off the best camera settings on your iPhone. On purpose.
You paid $1,200 for a camera you've never actually used. Six settings are off by default, and they're the ones that make photos look dramatically better.
Fix these 6:👇
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Je veux présenter mes excuses, au nom des Français, pour avoir enfanté la French Theory (qui a enfanté la pire des merdes idéologiques : le wokisme).
Nous avons donné au monde Descartes, Pascal, Tocqueville. Et puis, dans les ruines intellectuelles de l'après-68, nous avons donné Foucault, Derrida, Deleuze. Trois hommes brillants qui ont fabriqué, dans l'élégance de notre langue, l'arme idéologique qui paralyse aujourd'hui l'Occident.
Il faut comprendre ce qu'ils ont fait. Foucault a enseigné que la vérité n'existe pas, qu'il n'y a que des rapports de pouvoir déguisés en savoir. Que la science, la raison, la justice, l'institution médicale, l'école, la prison, la sexualité, tout n'est qu'une mise en scène de la domination. Derrida a enseigné que les textes n'ont pas de sens stable, que tout signifiant glisse, que toute lecture est une trahison, que l'auteur est mort et que le lecteur règne. Deleuze a enseigné qu'il fallait préférer le rhizome à l'arbre, le nomade au sédentaire, le désir à la loi, le devenir à l'être, la différence à l'identité.
Pris isolément, ce sont des thèses discutables. Combinées, exportées, vulgarisées, elles forment un système. Et ce système est un poison.
Car voici ce qui s'est passé. Ces textes, illisibles en France, ont traversé l'Atlantique. Les départements de Yale, de Berkeley, de Columbia les ont absorbés dans les années 80. Ils y ont trouvé un terreau qui n'existait pas chez nous : le puritanisme américain, sa culpabilité raciale, son obsession identitaire. La French Theory s'est mariée à ce substrat, et l'enfant de ce mariage s'appelle le wokisme.
Judith Butler lit Foucault et invente le genre performatif. Edward Said lit Foucault et invente le post-colonialisme académique. Kimberlé Crenshaw hérite du cadre et invente l'intersectionnalité. À chaque étape, la matrice est française : il n'y a pas de vérité, il n'y a que du pouvoir, donc toute hiérarchie est suspecte, toute institution est oppressive, toute norme est violence, toute identité est construite donc négociable, toute majorité est coupable.
Voilà comment trois philosophes parisiens, qui n'ont probablement jamais imaginé leurs conséquences pratiques, ont fourni le logiciel d'exploitation à une génération entière d'activistes, de bureaucrates universitaires, de DRH, de journalistes, de législateurs. Voilà comment on a obtenu une civilisation qui ne sait plus dire si une femme est une femme, si sa propre histoire mérite d'être défendue, si le mérite existe, si la vérité se distingue de l'opinion.
C'est de la merde pour une raison simple, et il faut la dire calmement. Une civilisation se tient debout sur trois piliers : la croyance qu'il existe une vérité accessible à la raison, la croyance qu'il existe un bien distinct du mal, la croyance qu'il existe un héritage à transmettre. La French Theory a entrepris de dynamiter les trois. Pas par méchanceté. Par jeu intellectuel, par fascination du soupçon, par haine de la bourgeoisie qui les avait nourris. Mais le résultat est là. Une génération entière a appris à déconstruire et n'a jamais appris à construire. Une génération entière sait soupçonner et ne sait plus admirer. Une génération entière voit le pouvoir partout et la beauté nulle part.
Je m'excuse parce que nous, Français, avons une responsabilité particulière. C'est notre langue, nos universités, nos éditeurs, notre prestige qui ont donné à ce nihilisme son emballage chic. Sans la légitimité de la Sorbonne et de Vincennes, ces idées n'auraient jamais traversé l'océan. Nous avons exporté le doute comme d'autres exportent des armes.
Ce qui se construit maintenant, en silicon valley, dans les labos d'IA, dans les startups, dans les ateliers, dans tous les lieux où des gens fabriquent encore des choses au lieu de les déconstruire, c'est la réponse. Une civilisation se reconstruit par les bâtisseurs, pas par les commentateurs. Par ceux qui croient que la vérité existe et qu'elle vaut qu'on s'y consacre. Par ceux qui assument une hiérarchie du beau, du vrai, du bon, et qui n'ont pas honte de la transmettre.
Alors pardon. Et au travail.
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‼️BREAKING
DANA WHITE, President of the UFC
Has offered to pay for Tumbler Ridge shooting victim Maya Gebala's medical bills in a WORLD CLASS hospital in L.A. and for housing!
AND he put Maya's name in the UFC ring!! Thank you Dana!
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As someone who has worked with DNases for over 30 years, the only conclusion you can come to when you see this much residual DNA left in shots is that they want it there...
Yes, they perform some kabuki theatre to convince the regulators they are trying to get rid of it but alas... Since they got a silver star for participating in the nuclease ritual, they can now call the DNA a "process related impurity".
Its not a process related impurity when they fail to disclose it (SV40). Its a contaminant. And when they run out and purchase cancer companies after injecting billions of people, it becomes a deliberate mass poisoning of the population.. After all, they cannot claim incompetence when their own patents declare the oncogenic risk and they intentionally designed PCR assays to under measure it.



























