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Felt like a wobble...
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Well summarised.
This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth." This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok. #DemsUnited
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Looks like that Walliams creepy weirdo turned out to be a creepy weirdo. Who'd have guessed. Wednesday non-creepy boobs:
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AI can't make my coffee or walk the dog when I'm feeling lazy. May just stay here... Happy Titty Tuesday!
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Growing up, I survived quick sand, catching fire, falling into the canal in my pyjamas, never lost a large rubber block in a swimming pool, did not spontaneously combust, never woke up in a bath of ice with my organs stolen, cracking my knuckles never gave me arthritis, the boogie man never grabbed my feet if I left them out at night, nothing chased me down the stairs at night, I never had a killer in the back seat of my car and no one called me from inside the house. #Success
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Ate too much jumbo sausage yesterday (gigity). Happy Sunday!
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Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)
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Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)
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The light at the end of the tunnel. ❤️ Thanks John.
Simon Schama is bang on the money in today’s FT: liberal democracy is back in business. Trumpism in the US, Orban in Hungary, Vučić in Serbia have all been swept aside. In Israel, nearly 60 per cent of voters repudiated Benjamin Netanyahu’s government.
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It's Christmas market season!
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Happy Guy Fawkes everyone...best firework pun about my tits wins, well, nothing.
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What great news to wake up to...as a Brit, it's really encouraging to see some sanity return to US politics. Celebration boobs:
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Happy Titty Tuesday!
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Funbags!
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Happy Halloween! Time to go out and get pissed.
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No one played "The floor is lava" better than the residents on Pompei.
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If you want me to be impressed with what you drive, get a burger van. Happy Friday!
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Hey @grok how much do these weigh?
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