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Felt like a wobble...

Looks like that Walliams creepy weirdo turned out to be a creepy weirdo. Who'd have guessed. Wednesday non-creepy boobs:

AI can't make my coffee or walk the dog when I'm feeling lazy. May just stay here... Happy Titty Tuesday!

Growing up, I survived quick sand, catching fire, falling into the canal in my pyjamas, never lost a large rubber block in a swimming pool, did not spontaneously combust, never woke up in a bath of ice with my organs stolen, cracking my knuckles never gave me arthritis, the boogie man never grabbed my feet if I left them out at night, nothing chased me down the stairs at night, I never had a killer in the back seat of my car and no one called me from inside the house. #Success

Ate too much jumbo sausage yesterday (gigity). Happy Sunday!

Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)

Christmas market...i.e. lots of stalls selling shite, but German sausage hotdogs, mulled wine and LOTS of beer. Awesome! Hope you all had a great Saturday...I know I did (burp!)

It's Christmas market season!

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As a Brit, I don't celebrate it, but what the hell...

Happy Guy Fawkes everyone...best firework pun about my tits wins, well, nothing.

What great news to wake up to...as a Brit, it's really encouraging to see some sanity return to US politics. Celebration boobs:

Happy Titty Tuesday!

Hey, hey!

Funbags!