Sarah🦇

Pinned tweet hello: Let’s be friends! My name is Sarah and I’m passionate about literature, nature, history, my cats, vegan cooking, Nintendo games and wine. Fill my inbox with Garfield memes. I’m an American living in Germany with my husband and might just be a vampire. 🦇 ♥️

Read. Sickos voice: YES! Yes! An ecological revenge horror told from the POV of a wolf. My angry vegan ass loved this. Gruesome! Sometimes the dialogue landed flat and it lost its footing at times, relying a bit on violent shock but I respect the big swings, even if some missed.

Aldi has Dunkin’ Donuts ground coffee right now, my yearning for the US is satiated, i am alive, my crops are ten feet tall, i am having the ratatouille flashback, I’m making a U-turn on highway 35, I’m mentally in a target.

Got an oak barrel red cuvée decanting and I too am ready to feel like Ivy here, let’s go weekend:

My littlest pet shop toys had me roleplaying skinner box experiments

Everyone’s getting saffron for Christmas, I have just decided this. I want to feel like an old king gifting expensive spices from faraway regions.

I love looking through old catalogues because why the hell am I complaining about laundry when I could be using this iron that’s the size of a 90s PC?

The 2010s aren’t truly back until we’re brave enough for peplum shirts again.

Feel like shit so I’m watching individual tug boats on the marine traffic radar and getting a little emotionally attached.

I fit none of the criteria to be a Santa Claus but I feel a calling. I should be on a sleigh. I should be learning Christmas carols in every language. I should have a beard. I need to go to Santa school.

Blissed out, getting a belly rub, rare winter sunshine directly beaming on her fur. She has no idea what the rental and housing market is doing, she is free.

Oh your favorite color is a primary color? Red?? Grow up, it’s time for a secondary color. Adults like purple.

When my meetings run late, I think they should give us a little crow-watching break.

My mom got hit HARD by the flooding in Florida but thankfully the house is okay. Bro, I am so tired, can something nice happen? Can’t we discover a new wildcat again, that was fun. Bring me a new cat.

I’ve written 80k words of this WIP novel and only just now realized who the actual main character is. Sure, why not.

I don’t care about novelty popcorn buckets, I care about forgotten beer mascot steins.

The least interesting thing to discuss about a book or movie that has a degree of unreliability or unreality is what is “real” or what “actually” happened. It’s a story. The ghost is real if I say it is.

Tracking the sex advice books from the 1939 sears catalogue on my Goodreads.