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You have a retirement plan but I have a whole escape plan

Monaco
Joined February 2025
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Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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$500,000 in a well rounded high yield ETF portfolio pays $6,000+ per month in dividends. That’s more than most people’s salaries.
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🚨 MASSIVE DEVELOPMENT: At least 121 EMPTY OIL TANKERS are making their way to the United States of America right now 68 of them can carry 2 MILLION BARRELS EACH. Holy smokes! We are the world's gas station now! 🇺🇸
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Men aren’t getting this out of their system in high school anymore like they’re supposed to
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If you just start moving like batman when you turn 20 you will just fix your life btw.
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When I asked my company for a $5,000 salary increase, HR laughed at me. The HR manager looked at me and said, “You should be grateful you even have a job. There are hundreds of people outside who would gladly take your position.” I didn’t argue. I simply returned to my desk and continued working. Six months later, the company lost one of its biggest clients because nobody could handle the project I had been managing. Suddenly, the same HR manager called me into a meeting. The CEO was there, too.
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Replying to @Randomass455
Hahahahahaa sorry for the scare 🤣🤣🤣
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Lmao women wanna be paid. Upfront fee makes them moldable. One friend taught me this. That nigga picks up hoes working min wage and gives them double to go with him. His quality of hoes is shit but every week he has one.
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I think I should get a Porsche 911 actually
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Paris, France
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The White male experience
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Koenigsegg Jesko Attack ☀️
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Just found out who Nancy Mace is, and I’m following her for her tits.
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Orange Ferrari 296 Speciale🍊
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🕯️ 🕯️
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Every man pays for pussy in some way or another. Every man. If you paid for a dinner, a drink, a hotel, a event, her nails, her hair, her makeup, etc you paid for pussy.
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Ferrari 812 SF
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You can drop 80k down on a rental property just to cashflow $400 per month after expenses. Or… You can split 80k between $OVL & $XBCI and collect over $1,500 per month in dividends. The choice is clear.
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🚨BREAKING: A possible radiological emergency has taken place at a U.S. nuclear site in South Carolina. The airspace above the site has been closed — emergency response has been initiated.
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