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The Walking Dad

@RealDMK

Tried to use the force but evidently they were the droids they were looking for.

Joined June 2009
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter19 Dec 2022
Has to be seen to be believed:
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Want to know how to make a 13 year old wrestling fan happy on their birthday when none of their friends can visit due to the pandemic? Have 2 great guys like @Ortiz_Powerful and @santana_proud from #aew #innercircle wish him a Happy Birthday! youtu.be/zB0B9mogiNk
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. @davediehl66 5 years ago you made a huge impression on my 8 yr old daughter. Today’s she turns 13 and is probably the only Giants fan in her middle school (and definitely the only one whose favorite player to this day is a retired offensive lineman!)
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Sometimes you just need someone to lend an ear...or a paw
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Alright stop!
Image from Benny 'Lil Dopamine Hit' Rollins (@citizenkawala)
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy25 Mar 2020
At this point I’m gonna have to start practicing “snack distancing” too.
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The best thing about Twitter is how everyone is respectful to each other even when they have different opinions...and no one ever resorts to name calling
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Son: “Daddy, did you know 3 people in our state have the coronavirus?” I know Son “WE HAVE TO ELIMINATE THEM” Ummmm do you mean quarantine? Son: “No they must be killed so it doesn’t spread” I’m thinking there’s some panic & misinformation going on in the middle schools
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Every time I see a Hemsworth in a movie I wonder if that’s Thor or the guy from Hunger Games that no one liked?
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Darla
@ddsmidt20 Feb 2015
I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
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I think trying to figure out when to step in and when not to is one of the toughest parts of parenting
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Asset Daddy@Mothernetic15 Dec 2019
Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.
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Olivia Nuzzi
@Olivianuzzi12 Dec 2019
I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.
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Ally@TragicAllyHere4 Oct 2019
You know a parent-friend relationship is getting serious when you change their contact name in your phone from “Alex’s Mom” to their actual human name
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Sometimes I want to put all my kids in a Mad Max Thunderdome and say we will raise the one who lives
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