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The Walking Dad

@RealDMK

Tried to use the force but evidently they were the droids they were looking for.

Joined June 2009
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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter19 Dec 2022
Has to be seen to be believed:
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Alright stop!
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Ghostface Kryllah@kryzazzy25 Mar 2020
At this point I’m gonna have to start practicing “snack distancing” too.
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Darla
@ddsmidt20 Feb 2015
I'm sorry. I know I said hi, but I wasn't really prepared for any follow-up conversation.
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Asset Daddy@Mothernetic15 Dec 2019
Please allow children to believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils and no one is ruining it for you.
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Olivia Nuzzi
@Olivianuzzi12 Dec 2019
I’m sorry I haven’t replied to your email but I glanced at it, vowed to deal with it later, and now the very thought of even opening it fills me with crippling dread.
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Ally@TragicAllyHere4 Oct 2019
You know a parent-friend relationship is getting serious when you change their contact name in your phone from “Alex’s Mom” to their actual human name
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SpacedMom@copymama5 Sep 2019
I signed so many forms after the first day of school that one of them could have said “I authorize my child to steal cash out of the teacher’s purse each day” and I would have just been like, “yes, accept” and scrawled my initials.
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Me: I think I’m going to be late for my morning meeting. School bus in front of me: Oh you have no idea.
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Lurkin' Mom@LurkAtHomeMom29 Aug 2019
Me: *overwhelmed, exhausted, drowning in stress* Nobody: Me: Ok fine, I’ll coach soccer.
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Cat From Nowhere
@kv812 Jul 2019
Well, if complaining to strangers doesn't solve it then I don't know what to tell you.
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RunwayDan
@RunwayDan27 Jun 2019
Every so often Twitter reminds me how happy I am when I keep my opinions to myself.
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SpacedMom@copymama5 Jul 2019
You ever say “I don’t know” to a question your kid asks even though you DO know but it’s kinda complicated and you just can’t muster up the goddamn strength to explain at that moment?
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Marc Stein
@TheSteinLine2 Jul 2019
Latest for @NYTSports: Going inside the Nets and how they achieved in less than four years what has eluded the Knicks for 20 —> nytimes.com/2019/07/02/sport…
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Jan·da·līze ☆@Jandalize14 Jun 2019
Be consistent in your hatred, people. Come on.
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freckles@x_freckles_o27 May 2019
Quit performing for people who aren’t even watching.
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Free Thinker@kamusigi913 May 2019
Best ways to kill Cersei #GameofThrones 1. Jaime kills Cersei 2. The Night King kills Cersei 3. Arya Kills Cersei 4. Drogon Kills Cersei 15. Bran wargs into Cersei and commits suicide 146. She gets Pneumonia and dies 1,672. Gets trampled by rocks
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uncle mom@mayamanion8 May 2019
I’d like to thank my children for not being athletic. It really frees up the weekend.
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Wombat Dojo@WombatDojo5 May 2019
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Took my kids out to dinner because apparently I forgot my kids love fighting with each other more than eating.
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