lawyer and knower of ball.

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined March 2009
“ Okay now lets make all the top teams lose so we can justify a 24 team playoff “
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"complete autonomy" What a joke.
Frank Seravalli: Re Red Wings: Everything's done with such significant oversight from ownership on offers, on trades, on anything, there's no unilateral permission for Shawn Horcoff to really do anything right now, he's doing this with training wheels on - Frankly Hockey (10/6)
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Pretty sure Bryce Underwood could throw for 300 on the Lions
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Red Wings season opener less than 6 minutes old. Already down 1-0 to Rangers, outshot 6-0, on 2nd penalty kill. Dylan Larkin booed during introductions, fans chant "sell the team" during break.
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Sell the team chants 5 minutes into the season after the Wings give up a goal #LGRW
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How John Mateer buckles his helmet:
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Sherrone Moore coaching via morse code from Arkham Asylum would have yielded a better result than this
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Tigers manager A.J. Hinch on Jake Rogers: "He's going to be an incredible answer on Immaculate Grid."
Prior to tonight’s game at Detroit, the Chicago White Sox claimed catcher Jake Rogers off waivers from the Boston Red Sox and designated left-handed pitcher Joe Rock for assignment.
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Never thought I’d see the day that Jake Rogers became Connor Stalions
Great timing for the Chicago White Sox claiming long-time Detroit Tigers catcher Jake Rogers on waivers, per @ChrisCotillo, just before their key three-game series against the Tigers this weekend. He'll certainly be a valuable asset in the White Sox advance scouting meetings.
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Michigan men’s basketball is hiring Dylan Murphy, most recently the head coach of the Osceola Magic NBA G League Team, as an assistant coach, I’ve learned. Murphy is a promising offensive mind who has led the Orlando Magic affiliate to two first-place conference finishes in his three seasons. His accolades there include NBA G League Coach of the Month honors in March 2025. 247sports.com/college/michig…
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Taylor Farms supplies parasite-laced lettuce, diners get weeks of explosive diarrhea, and somehow Taco Bell’s good name gets dragged through the mud?!! Taylor Farms supplies lettuce to McD's, Chipotle, Subway, Wendy’s, Walmart, Costco, Trader Joe’s etc. Justice for Taco Bell!
My policy of "never eat at Taco Bell" continues to pay enormous dividends.
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In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year. That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer. FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset. US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records. So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros. Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability. Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business. They will not.
“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”
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Bad day to be a hot dog!! Happy 4th of July!!!
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Source: Moustapha Thiam is staying at Michigan and will play for the Wolverines next season. The 7-2 big man averaged 12.8 PPG and 7.1 RPG last season at Cincinnati and was one of the top big men in the transfer portal. Another positive development for Mike Boynton.
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As a fan, the optimal level of your chosen sports team’s success is: decades-long stretches of futility punctuated by rapturous but very abbreviated winning. The true value of being a fan lies not in winning so frequently that championships become a joyless routine, but rather in the sense of community fostered by shared misery. Happiness should be fleeting and limited to cathartic rays of sunshine that periodically light an otherwise impenetrable void of darkness. Go blue.
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Also this... not really much of a secret who the player ion question here is.
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In case you wondered how the news of Tarik Skubal pitching for West Michigan on Sunday is being received, tickets to the game are currently ranging from $255 to $637 on Stub Hub.
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It’s the single dumbest move that AJ has made as a manager here. You have a starter averaging under 11 pitches per inning saving you from having to use any pieces from your dumpster fire pen. Pulled after 6. It doesn’t pass the eye test, and it doesn’t really make sense analytically.
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This might be the game that breaks the camels (my) back… Wait a month to get Kerry back & he gets two at bats & is removed for a guy who’s 2 for his last 29… Keider absolutely cruising & he goes to the worst bullpen in baseball after 65 pitches. Not sure how much more of this stupid tinkering I can watch.
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