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I’m in the blueberry five, you blink three time I may not even be alive.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined June 2011
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I am sure the algorithm will bury this tweet, but I’m still damn proud of my shor, October Mourning, that I made a few years ago. It’s available on YouTube. If you have some time, please check it out and share. Can’t wait to direct more! youtu.be/q6hq5uuGFOk?si=1krY…
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the world is already healing omfg😭🥹
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In case anyone is wondering what kind of Senator James Talarico will be, here’s him challenging the author of the Ten Commandments bill in the Texas house. He’s been fighting extremism and hypocrisy for a long time
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Only hot girls vote blue
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Death of the republican party
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It's election night...
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Austin fell before Tehran.
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Trump seeing the exit polls from Indiana
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My closing midterm message
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I trust him because only a real millennial makes jokes about kys
Friendly reminder for everyone that this was Zohran Mamdani as the votes were rolling in in his race in 2025:
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the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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me monitoring the swing states from California
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YOU HAVE TWELVE HOURS TO PLACE THE PRONOUNS BACK IN YOUR EMAIL OR YOU WILL BE REPORTED
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Deadass this white women last chance with me. Yall asses better vote like the minorities you wanna be so fucking bad.
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Y’all go vote bruh it’s cut waters, Don Julio, and lemon pepper wings at the polls bruh that’s what the people saying
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GET THAT FUCKING PARK OPEN
BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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*Donald Trump comienza una tercera guerra mundial* Yo con tres tarjetas de crédito a tope:
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Me monitoring the Texas senate race from California
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Democrats in red and swing states, it’s time for you to lock in
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The little hats are an adorable touch 🐶🇮🇹 [📸: via/ @pacos.place ]
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The belief that the Empire of In-n-Out would ever have any territorial divisions within California is insanity. CPK, Panda, and Big Boy would be vassal states at best, terrorist organizations marked as enemies of the state at worst. Whataburger will burn as Rome once did.
The United States of America has collapsed. Rival fast food chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?
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