@RealFakeBlake

The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

 Where the grass is Blue
Joined April 2009
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Fullcourtpass
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Paul Pierce is reportedly “drowning financially” with the following monthly bills, per @TMZ - $28,000 child support - $20,000 spousal support - $8,000 childcare - $7,000 eating out - $5,000 groceries - $3,500 entertainment - $3,200 utilities - $1,000 clothes Pierce says he only has $300k left in the bank despite making $200 million playing in the NBA (tmz.com/2026/10/27/paul-pier…)
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It’s so funny that every guy like Pat McAfee ends up being the most gigantic crybaby in history
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Nobody is from Nashville anymore but it’s what the city wanted to become.
Mike Herndon
@MikeHerndonSk1Oct 25
Titans have the worst home field advantage in the NFL and it’s not particularly close. When teams with good fan bases play in Nashville, it’s basically a road game for the Titans. That hurts almost as bad as how terrible the team is.
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I hope she’s read The Veldt.
Keith Edwards
@keithedwardsOct 25
this is so bleak
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This pot is making you aggressive in short yardage situations.
Doc Sportello@TheDocSportelloOct 25
watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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Blake Spires retweeted
Kentucky Football
@UKFootballOct 25
Walk the plank 😼
Win graphic.

ALT Win graphic.

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Can’t take too much from it, but we saw some good stuff to build on.
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Not for nothin’ Mo Williams is COACHING over there.
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DLamb, Brea, Milan. Automatic.
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Like I was saying you just gotta keep shooting
Blake Spires@RealFakeBlakeOct 24
It’s not even Halloween and I’m tired of watching him take that shot.
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Zoom/Williams feels like Harrison/Ulis
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Blake Spires@RealFakeBlakeOct 17
Mason Williams might have to play a lot.
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It’s not even Halloween and I’m tired of watching him take that shot.
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We might have something here.
bЯaddoubleu@TheNameIsBradOct 24
Have a nickname for Ousmane N’Diaye. The CATapult. Because he is going to sling it.
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Blake Spires retweeted
Elliott@elliottb21Oct 23
They put Kelly Craft’s exhibition face on tonight @RealFakeBlake
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Without Blaze, Josiah, Jamison, Gunner and Kahden how are the Dirt Dawgs gonna win the Coach Pitch 12u championship?
SEC Mike
@MichaelWBrattonOct 23
Vanderbilt at Kentucky Thursday Availability Report
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For sale: boogie shoes. Never worn.
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People say they lost respect for Chris Rock after he let Will Smith slap him at the Oscars but I’ll never forgive the weird “Yeezy Taught Me” skit he does at the end of “Blame Game.”
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If the ketchup comes in a little metal cup you spent $50 on lunch.
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It’s Tyrese Maxey’s team.
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