The views expressed herein still in no way reflect those of the real Blake Spires, whom people apparently decided to hire. Teacher. Uncle. Cats fan.

Where the grass is Blue
Joined April 2009
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Walk the plank 😼
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They put Kelly Craft’s exhibition face on tonight @RealFakeBlake
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Good wording. He’s too old to be at school.
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My dad told me he loved me growing up and I got good grades
How are any young men left wing I genuinely don’t understand
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There’s a section in the Mountain Eagle newspaper in southeastern kentucky called speak your piece where you just say whatever and old people are basically doing twitter posts in there
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C-A-T-S…..CATS CATS CATS!!!!!!
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LETS SCORE AND GO FOR TWO AND WIN THIS GAME
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We are the sandstorm.
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Replying to @RealFakeBlake
Bro is 100% afraid of heights and had to chill himself out lol
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you get to season 5 of Game of Thrones and Tyrion starts talking like Brian Griffin
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Tell her Nick Folk still doin it
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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Pumped Up Kirks lol
Erika Kirk’s SHOES featuring her late husband’s image go viral
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Myles Garrett in regular civilian clothes looks like the Polo bear
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Gigged ‘em.
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Gave the Big Blue Belt.
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"The eyes of Texas are closed tight because they don't want to look at the scoreboard" - Tom Leach's call after @UKFootball gets the win at Texas A&M.
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“boycott Ed Sheeran” man, I don’t control the playlist at Walgreens
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It's true
cracking up at Konami’s claim that Metal Gear Solid “has been hailed as the greatest story of the 20th century”
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i’ve never been more certain of anything than my guess that enes kanter was the YOUR MOM SAID YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH ME kid in his neighborhood
Natasha Cloud gets into it with Enes Kanter during Fever/Sky. Kanter was escorted out of the arena.
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Pat Kelsey after losing two guards in one day
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