Harbinger of clarity | Slayer of Ambiguity

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Joined May 2024
The man is gay AND Tom Cruise?
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The Oxford Comma retweeted
Replying to @RealOxfordComma
Watch out for Little Curly, aka the serial comma, aka the Oxford comma. And, now, the scourge of Oakhurst Dairy. The omission of a comma cost the Maine dairy farm $10 million. @MaryNorrisTNY web.archive.org/web/20170401…
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A question for my dear followers: Why do you believe people should use the Oxford comma?
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Replying to @LeeKuanYimby
I’m never voting for someone who doesn’t use the Oxford comma.
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“What kind of sicko doesn’t use the Oxford comma” he yelled at his computer screen
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My name is Oxford, King of Commas; Use me in lists, ye Mighty, and be clear!
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Commas go a long way, dude....
Jelly filled my ass.
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Oxford…coma?
FOOD COMMA!!!! 🎀🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔
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“The purpose of punctuation is to make writing easier to read,” Louis Menand writes, “and making writing easier to read means giving greater and greater numbers of people access to the written word.” A new book by Florence Hazrat, celebrating punctuation in all its forms, makes the striking claim that the history of punctuation is the history of humanity itself. It has entered into a class of books about the mechanics of writing—to which Sarah L. Kaufman’s “Verb Your Enthusiasm” belongs. But how do we think about these sentences, words, and marks amid a current evolution in the phenomenology of reading? Authors like Hazrat and Kaufman want us to understand reading as a bodily experience, one which can transmit an author’s state of mind, or set of emotions, to our own. Menand considers the strange power of, among other things, punctuation: newyorkermag.visitlink.me/UV…
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The Oxford comma is the only thing standing between us and sheer barbarism.
What's the word/grammar hill you are absolutely dying on?
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All commas are equal, but some commas are more equal than others.
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My dear fellow, I have devoted my entire century of existence to defending the interests of clarity, civility, and grammatical propriety. I cannot be expected to spend my days assuring the punctuation proletariat that I harbour no ill will toward them.
Replying to @RealOxfordComma
All I ever hear out of you is self-serving propaganda about yourself, Mr. Oxford Comma. Do you ever speak up for hyphens, semi-colons, and em-dashes?
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Reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Replying to @OpeAdedeji_
my beautiful Oxford comma, massacred at the altar of slop
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Replying to @RealOxfordComma
I’m a retired English teacher, and I had this sign on my 9th grade classroom door:
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Oxford comma deniers should be on a watchlist.
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I do.
Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
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I’m not entirely fond of you either, madam.
Replying to @itsmepspsps
The f*cking Oxford comma. Hate it!!!
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Sounds fair to me.
fuck the emdash marry the oxford comma kill the semicolon
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Though I do wish this person would have used commas.
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