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Arguing Thanos wasnt that bad and that the avengers are the real bad guys because they cant prevent an interstellar titan with supernatural power and control over space time is actually a perfect synopsis of the average person's misunderstanding of politics and world around them
Trevor Noah argues the Avengers are actually the bad guys “The Avengers is the perfect allegory for the Democrats in America.” “They like to fight against the bad guy, but they do not like to do anything to prevent bad guyness from happening again.” “They’re not willing to sacrifice anything to prevent it from happening.” “At least Thanos had a vision… He was willing to sacrifice something.”
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Crazy how this is not even remotely what happened
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So was Nancy Pelosi. These positions are avatars for everyone’s grievances within the party. Republicans hated McConnell, now they hate Thune. Normies wanting them replaced makes sense because they don’t understand the role. People whose job is political analysis are embarrassing themselves by leaning into the populist slop because they want an audience.
Chuck Schumer is legitimately one of the least popular politicians in the country right next to Trump himself. The American people voted for change and that's exactly what we should deliver. To keep the exact same leaders would be to spit in their faces. Schumer has been Senate Majority Leader before, he is extremely experienced, but there is the practical reality of perception and what voters expect from us. Jeffries is going to be the Speaker and I hope he represents us well, but Schumer already has a handful of Democratic Senators, like Elissa Slotkin and Adam Hamilton, questioning his viability.
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Obsession with Israel has destroyed this country for the next two years. The amount of total foreign aid to ALL COUNTRIES is 0.7% of the budget, with 0.05% going to Israel, 93% of which must be spent in the US. The largest mountain made of the smallest mole hill in history.
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the fact that America pretty resoundingly rejected every attempt to Make Russell Brand Happen over here is the reason I still love this country 🦅🇺🇸🗽
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This muscle bear in Ocarina of Time who uses his beard as the Hyrulean version of Scruff
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People born in 1995 are turning 65 this year let that sink in
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present Link-in Park
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Nah, the map matters. This was a map that fundamentally favored Republicans, but they are going to lose at least 8 (probably 9) Senate seats, and all of them but one (Collins) are in red states. When Obama lost 9 seats in 2014, it was in states like AK, LA, WV, MT, AR, NC, SD, etc. All of them but CO were red states with old-style "blue dog" Democrat holdovers just waiting to be beaten. There's just no way to compare that to Democrats taking out Republicans the way they did in red states this cycle. It was bad. Very bad.
Believe itor not, the midterm Trump had in his second term was pretty normal. Other Presidents had it far worst. Clinton and Obama.
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People mocking this, but I do believe that 100 years ago, she'd be doing for the Jewish people what she's doing for the Jewish people now.
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Schumer flipped literally every seat that was actually difficult. Leftists flipped...Maine, a blue state, in the biggest blue wave of my lifetime. Schumer won Mississippi, Iowa, and probably Alaska. Leftists won zero elections that anyone with a pulse and a D next to their name wouldn't have taken down
Bro don't pretend like you're gonna do shit
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we are in a performative fetish epidemic
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Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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we’re changing the national anthem to this
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Read. The. Room.
Far-Right Rep. Jim Jordan Announces Bid for House Minority Leader
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They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr
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they’re calling it a bluekkake
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If only trump had renamed a few more bodies of water
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