full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.
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Joined February 2011
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My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go:
It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.
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yeah dude your discord soundboard is really funny why don’t you keep it up we’re all really amused
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When I was in the Army, I got a secret-level security clearance. Not once did a foreign honeypot try to message me, which is crazy given what I know.
Still know, really. It's not like you forget that stuff. They made us memorize it. Anyway, sometimes I talk in my sleep.
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Caleb Pressley did the PERFECT setup for a joke, and Bob Does Sports walked right into it without realizing 😭😭
“Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where did you go”
“I flunked out of college and moved to Florida”
“Where”
“Jupiter” 🤣🤣
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The Ducks are really an anomaly in today’s NHL, a team that plays all offense, no defense, and is actually medium-successful at it
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“Your chain fake” and “can you run a mile?”
BRONNY JAMES SNAPPED ON A FAN COURT SIDE TONIGHT 😭
“How much money you make a year?”
LMFAOOOOOOOO
#LakeShow
Genuinely an unbelievable team when there’s not 10 skaters on the ice
The Ducks are on a 5-game win streak 👀
• 5-0-0 in that stretch
• 5.20 GF/G
• 56.5% Power Play
• 68.2% Penalty Kill
Anaheim is steam rolling their opponents
right now. #FlyTogether
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I was gonna hate on Bronny for flexing his money cause he’s a nepo baby but “can you run a mile” to a morbidly obese person is such an elite clap back I can’t even hate, fairs Lesperm.
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
Will never forget leaning over to my friend towards the end of TFA & saying, “I’ve seen this movie 1000 times before”
Loved TLJ bc it actually tried to do something new. TFA “worked” as nostalgia bait, but it also ruined the franchise.
People want to blame RJ, but JJ murdered Star Wars
Daisy Ridley just admitted the backlash to Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker is still “upsetting” years later.
“You don’t want people to feel like you’ve not served the thing that they were a fan of.”
“Ryan’s one was so divisive.”
“The Force Awakens worked. Then everything after became super divisive. You can tell the reaction still stings.”
“The first one was fairly… everyone was responsive in a similar way.”
“That didn’t change how I felt about it.”
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The MMO community of WOW Forever sucks
I’m not one to typically group for quests I can do fairly easily myself, the awful loot drops disincentivize it, but like trying to group for quests that genuinely benefit everyone & will get straight up denied for people to do it in group without me or even straight up laugh & hit the ‘HAHAH’ like what are we doing man.
Just confused as to why the attitude of, what seems like, the entire community is so negative & anti social
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“Can you run a mile” became instantly funnier after the camera panned to her 😭😭
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
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WHAT A START FOR THE SIXERS 🔔
The @sixers improve to 9-2 on the season, their best start since 2000-01 through 11 games!
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🚨 NHL HISTORY
The Anaheim Ducks have become the first NHL team since the 1988 Los Angeles Kings to score 5+ goals in EIGHT straight games!
Cutter Gauthier also recorded his third hat trick in six games, giving him 13 goals over that span.
ANAHEIM IS ON FIRE. 🔥
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Cutter Gauthier became the first player in NHL history to score three hat tricks within the first 10 days of a calendar month. #NHLStats
Quack quack
🎩 HAT TRICK CUTTER GAUTHIER 🎩
5 goals again!!
The first team in 38 years to score 5 goals in eight consecutive games!
#FlyTogether
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