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yeah dude your discord soundboard is really funny why don’t you keep it up we’re all really amused
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When I was in the Army, I got a secret-level security clearance. Not once did a foreign honeypot try to message me, which is crazy given what I know.
Still know, really. It's not like you forget that stuff. They made us memorize it. Anyway, sometimes I talk in my sleep.
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Caleb Pressley did the PERFECT setup for a joke, and Bob Does Sports walked right into it without realizing 😭😭
“Girls go to college to get more knowledge, but where did you go”
“I flunked out of college and moved to Florida”
“Where”
“Jupiter” 🤣🤣
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The Ducks are really an anomaly in today’s NHL, a team that plays all offense, no defense, and is actually medium-successful at it
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“Your chain fake” and “can you run a mile?”
BRONNY JAMES SNAPPED ON A FAN COURT SIDE TONIGHT 😭
“How much money you make a year?”
LMFAOOOOOOOO
#LakeShow
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I was gonna hate on Bronny for flexing his money cause he’s a nepo baby but “can you run a mile” to a morbidly obese person is such an elite clap back I can’t even hate, fairs Lesperm.
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
“Can you run a mile” became instantly funnier after the camera panned to her 😭😭
Bronny James has words with a fan in Detroit:
“Can you run a mile? How much money you make a year?” 💀
(via @FadeAwayMedia)
WHAT A START FOR THE SIXERS 🔔
The @sixers improve to 9-2 on the season, their best start since 2000-01 through 11 games!
🚨 NHL HISTORY
The Anaheim Ducks have become the first NHL team since the 1988 Los Angeles Kings to score 5+ goals in EIGHT straight games!
Cutter Gauthier also recorded his third hat trick in six games, giving him 13 goals over that span.
ANAHEIM IS ON FIRE. 🔥
Washed Gamer retweeted
LeBron James turns 42 next month, and people are still holding him to the expectations of a player in their prime. Haters won’t say the quiet part out loud, but that’s what recognizing greatness looks like.
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Happy 25th anniversary to one of the greatest video games of all time
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