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Replying to @BluthCapital
Mechanical engineer here. It stayed attached via the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance—straight turbo encabulator. Spurving bearings, panametric fan, hydrocoptic marzlevanes on the ambifacient lunar waneshaft. Side fumbling effectively prevented.
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Poor bloke
One man diagnosed with prostate cancer in the UK 'every eight minutes'
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Replying to @DissidentMedia
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why do the cast interviews look like they have better color grading than scenes from the actual show?
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Replying to @BootySweat123
Surely not, look how fun his parties are
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If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit
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Shrinkflation is a thing.
If your dealer shorted you on your dust, call us and we’ll talk to them.
We're here for you, bestie.
I really like Princes, Purple Rain but it always confuses me when the ending just starts to sound like classic Zelda boss music.
Watching Star Wars: The Clone Wars for the first time and it makes me giggle every time they say Clanker
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Replying to @TakamuraMamoru5
Ragebaiting a toddler and then detonating a nuclear bomb for the love of the game. He might be the greatest of all time honestly
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Replying to @malphier
They promised waffles, they delivered waffles, and people are mad they didn’t get pancakes























