Make believe I'm everywhere hidden in the lines. Written on the pages is the answer to a never ending story
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It always bothered me that Austin Powers was a communist, but in hindsight it makes sense after he exposed himself to that baby
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At the beginning of the Freedom Day episode of Futurama, when the gang arrives at the parade, Bender is dressed up like a train to plow through the crowd and ultimately hits an Indian.
Still a problem 2000 years in the future.
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Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
this is the first time i've ever considered that Jon Arbuckle could be my age or maybe even younger than me and it's filling me with a weird sense of despair. it's making me feel like it's Monday in my heart
First look at the new 2D animated ‘GARFIELD’ series, starring Lamorne Morris as Garfield.
Releasing in December on Paramount+
(Source: eu.usatoday.com/story/entert…)
It probably wasnt me
Reportedly footage of one of the 4 men armed with AKs who stole over €1 million worth of diamonds and gold from the De Beers jewelry store in Paris, yesterday.
Extend your AK under-folder stock prior to using it accordingly...
#CityLife #paris #crime #debeers #france #kalashlife #decay #diamonds #gold #urban
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Widespread power outages threaten multiple US states: Gather emergency supplies NOW
🔗 trib.al/oODo2Lq
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Not that I need it, but I guess Dap isnt putting the little measurements on the stems of their caulking tubes anymore?
Thanks a lot OBAMA
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It took me 3 tries to cut this 7/8" piece of trim and when I went to put it in, I needed a 1-3/8" piece
