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Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
this is the first time i've ever considered that Jon Arbuckle could be my age or maybe even younger than me and it's filling me with a weird sense of despair. it's making me feel like it's Monday in my heart
First look at the new 2D animated ‘GARFIELD’ series, starring Lamorne Morris as Garfield.
Releasing in December on Paramount+
(Source: eu.usatoday.com/story/entert…)
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
🇺🇸 The Oregon dad who stopped a school shooter has revealed what he said to the gunman as he lay dying.
Kaylub Giamanco, 36, had just shot the 16-year-old attacker who killed three children and a teacher at an elementary school in Bend.
The teenager was still alive and trying to speak.
“I didn’t want to hear what he had to say. He had taken lives.”
So Giamanco gave him a
“F–k you.”
He says he never found out what the shooter was trying to tell him.
And he didn't care.
Source: NY Post / Writer: Oliver
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
One of my friends is consistently giving world news updates in our group chat, every time he does another friend goes “damn that’s crazy” and uploads a photo of his garden or farm animals.
The duality of man. Lol
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Tell your kids that Santa can't bring them presents this year because Muslims destroyed his bones and he cannot return to the North Pole until retribution has been achieved.
🔴🇫🇷 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧𝗘 — Des OSSEMENTS attribués à saint Nicolas, évêque de Myre, conservés depuis 1098 à Saint-Nicolas-de-Port, en Meurthe-et-Moselle, ont été VOLÉS dans leur reliquaire, au sein de la basilique, puis DÉTRUITS.
Le suspect, interpellé à son domicile, a reconnu avoir BRISÉ la vitrine protégeant le reliquaire, avant d’en voler le contenu, de BRÛLER les ossements puis de les ÉCRASER par « désir de destruction ».
(Source : L'Est Républicain)
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Aside from breaking into your house, Raul didn’t break any laws once he was inside. In fact, after taking up residence in your basement, he was a dignified squatter— always picking up his cigarette butts and empty beer cans.
And since bringing his welfare momma into your house, they now have six children (if you’re wondering where your food has been going)— do you really want to kick a family out onto the streets?
It is our hope that the Dignity Act will give Raul and his family permanent legal residence and partial ownership of your house.
And if you don’t like it, we’ll be sure to let your boss know you have a problem sharing your home with Mexicans!
Well done, Mr. President!
What you described on 60 Minutes is what the Dignity Act is all about.
A Republican-led immigration bill with BIPARTISAN support.
“Get the killers out.” You said it. ABSOLUTELY!
You said it: Keep “good people working in a landscaping company, or working in a hotel” who have been contributing to America for years.
You said it: Those who have been here for 10 or 15 years: “Work a deal for them.”
That’s the core of the Dignity legislation.
Immigration is not just border security. It’s about the ECONOMY and AFFORDABILITY: housing, groceries, healthcare, manufacturing.
Mr. President, I have said it repeatedly. YOU can bring Republicans and Democrats together to finally fix our broken immigration system.
A 40-year problem.
You can surpass Reagan’s legacy by delivering a historic immigration reform.
This is your moment.
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Beretta 15+1 92FS for $499 plus there's a $100 rebate with purchase currently here: mrgunsngear.org/92FSblk
Cheapest I've seen it in a LONG time 🦅🔥
#DieHard #M9 #beretta
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Mini 14 is the best rifle ever made and way more accurate than your AR
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Oh yes I understand how the initiative process works in WA state…
1. Citizens file initiative, ensure it adheres to state law, get certification from state officials, secure funding, promote it, volunteer, collect signatures
2. Bad people harass, threaten, and physically assault signature gatherers
3. More bad people steal and destroy signature sheets
4. Citizens submit signature sheets for authentication - yay accepted!
5. State officials intentionally mislead voters by wording the initiative as confusing as possible on the ballot
6. State officials launch massive campaign to smear initiative supporters as ‘hateful’
7. State officials and local media lie about the initiative - repeatedly
8. State officials, local media, and initiative opponents continue to demonize supporters
9. Voter votes YES or NO on the ballot
10. YES wins yay! <<< WE ARE HERE
COMING SOON >>>
11. State officials challenge the initiative in court
12. The governor’s loyal Supreme Court ignores the will of voters and pretends it’s not legal and throws it out
13. State officials say ‘well actually we had to ignore the will of voters in order to save democracy!’
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Still the greatest country on earth despite its current crab infestation. Nothing is over yet.
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
Thomas Massie and the rest of the “principled” Republicans just discovered a sudden, burning passion for impeaching Pete Hegseth.
Not over Iran. Not over Signal chats. Not over any actual crime. They’re coming for him because he’s the only thing currently standing between Donald Trump and a quiet, professional, PowerPoint-backed military nullification that nobody ever has to call a coup.
Hegseth spent the last year firing the generals who spent a decade treating the Constitution like toilet paper and the chain of command as a slumber party. He cut the number of senior officers whose entire job was sitting in air-conditioned rooms deciding which presidential orders felt “problematic.” He made it clear the military answers to the guy who just won an election, not to the last guy who got a 7 figure book deal and a CNN contract.
That’s the unforgivable sin. The permanent national-security class and their congressional errand boys got used to a Pentagon that slowwalks, leaks, and quietly refuses until the “correct” people are back in charge. Hegseth is making that harder. So now they want the shield gone.
Get rid of him and the rest of the machinery can get back to work. They’ll call it accountability. They always do...
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
@SandyofCthulhu They're trying to get your game to run on socks.
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
You can only believe this if you've never met any actual Asian people, they are basically angry Latinas but with much higher IQs lmao
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
"What is it, R2?"
*beep boop chirp*
"..."
*beep boop chirp*
"Well? What is it?"
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Representative Augie🇺🇸 retweeted
60 Minutes: *runs puff piece to make Americans feel sad an illegal alien from Africa was deported*
ICE:
Fake & Gay!
Moussa Diawara, the Malian national featured in this shockingly poorly researched @60Minutes report, now faces allegations of immigration FRAUD after his asylum application surfaced, revealing that he claimed to be a HOMOSEXUAL man who feared persecution in Mali.
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