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Joined November 2017
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I will not ignore fascism. I will not ignore genocide. I will not ignore the removal of free speech. I would rather die than sit silently. I will not comply. I will never obey. You have my word. My word is good. JC x
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I'll just leave this here. JC x
I've met families where 3 generations have never worked… and a young man trying to break that cycle, only to find his family told him to stop working because his alarm clock was waking them up. People are making a mockery of our welfare system. Bragging about their free Motability cars, flaunting their new keys on TikTok. They think it's a victimless crime. It isn't. 18 million working households will each pay £50,000 in taxes for working-age welfare this Parliament. Every pound claimed by someone exploiting the system comes from somebody else. Someone who gets up, goes to work and pays their taxes and most likely will never afford a brand-new car. This wasn’t the aim of our post-war welfare state. It’s the sign of a deeply broken one.
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job postings really be like, “do you want a dynamic workplace with constant challenges that push you to your limit?” NO. i want a predictable salary, manageable responsibilities and to be left alone after 5pm. what are you talking about?
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Soulless crap designed by people who don't underatand the first thing about art and lack thr ability to be truly creative. I want imperfections, I want unique - come back when AI can do something useful other than stripping the humanity from art. JC x
99% AI. Hope you enjoy! Lyrics: Me + Claude Opus 5.5 Image Stills: Midjourney v8 Video: Minimax H3 Editing: Me + Davinci + Claude Opus 5.5 Music: Suno v6 wild
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Most of us know someone wealthy and shouldn't be. A CEO. A tech bro. A banker. A politician. For too many, wealth has become a top-up from tax payers money. Only @Conservatives will screw the working class over a little more and cause another financial time bomb. JC x
Most of us know someone on welfare who probably shouldn't be. A friend of a friend. A distant cousin. The chap a few doors down. For too many, welfare has become a top-up for the cost of living, even "holiday money". Only @Conservatives will tell the uncomfortable truth and defuse this financial time bomb.
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Banks collapsed → bailout.
Automakers failed → bailout.
Airlines grounded → bailout.
PPP loans → forgiven.
You struggle → 'pull yourself up.'
Socialism for the rich. Personal responsibility for everyone else.
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BREAKING: In a miraculous medical breakthrough, the government has worked out that disability does not start until you are 25 years old ♥️
🚨 NEW: The Government is set to ban 16-24 year olds from claiming PIP and the health element of Universal Credit after a review into unemployment They will instead receive a new "youth allowance" paid at the standard rate of Universal Credit
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BE ANGRY. THERE IS A COST OF GREED CRISIS AND YOU'RE BEING TAKEN FOR A MUG BY THE WEALTHY. JC 🔥
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Watching the news and the story is cutting benefits for under 25s. Is this a fucking joke? A generation who can't afford houses, are struggling to get jobs and now "let's cut their benefits". What is wrong with these people? TAX THE FUCKING ULTRA RICH YOU DUMB CUNTS.
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It's like we're trying to find new and exciting ways to continually punish an entire generation that WE have let down. Uni fees, housing, cost of living and now fuck then over a little further. We need to follow France's example. It's time to riot. This is not OK. JC 🔥
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You're awfully quiet at the moment @wossy First Brand, then Walliams. Such a "cwazy cowindence..." JC x
Jonathan Ross: “The comedy awards is 15 years old… and like most 15-year-olds, it's drunk, it's unpredictable, and it's probably going home with David Walliams.” Everyone knew. Just like they did with Russell Brand.
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I've got some spare nails I'm no longer using... JC x
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Weak boys defend Brand. Real men defend women. If this upsets you then you're part of the problem and you can kiss my firm, peachy immortal arse. JC x
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Replying to @dave43law
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Probably shouldn't rape women then. Just a suggestion. JC x
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
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"Even if he raped some people, I don't think he deserves punishment" I hope Brand gets skull fucked in prison by the man with the most cigarettes and I hope you are next in line Wolfgang, you limp dicked shit stain. JC x
Russell Brand is a hero, and even if he raped some people, I don't think he deserves a punishment. The amount of good he has brought into this world far outweighs the bad, and that is what matters. He is a spiritual inspiration for many, including me, and I will set up a GoFundMe for him later today. Please consider donating. Have a wonderful day, Wolfgang
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That's not how you spell pedo.
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Can't really pull the "electoral fraud" bollocks when the numbers are so high, huh... JC x
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BREAKING: Democrat Abdul El-Sayed wins U.S. Senate race in Michigan, becoming the first Muslim elected to the Senate
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