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Not Dead But Definitely Dying | Couldn’t Stand The Weather | Gout Guy | ☂️

Boston, MA
Joined March 2009
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Huge shoutout to @chefjasonsantos for spoon feeding me 🤝
Old friend @annie_dow was sitting in this week and @chefjasonsantos rolled by and gave her a blind taste test, similar to the one on Hell's Kitchen, and the results were hilarious! Catch Jason guest hosting @BarRescue coming soon!
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I’ve received some offline feedback and have learned you gotta say something like “I love watching Ant Edwards play” So that’s totally what I meant. Previous tweet was a typo
From the desk of RobDark: I haven’t had a favorite NBA player* in several years. I was team Klay Thompson for a long time until he stopped being cool and fun. (I’ll never forget you, scaffolding Klay!) With that said, I’m an Ant Edwards guy. *I’m 31 is this lame? So lame.
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From the desk of RobDark: I haven’t had a favorite NBA player* in several years. I was team Klay Thompson for a long time until he stopped being cool and fun. (I’ll never forget you, scaffolding Klay!) With that said, I’m an Ant Edwards guy. *I’m 31 is this lame? So lame.
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If I was a hockey player and someone hit me with a puck I’d call my lawyer and press charges so fast
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Tomorrow. Noon. We byke. Subscribe: youtube.com/@ThirdTimesTheCh…
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Immaculate inning topping out at 81 MPH in Little League.
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Happy Jones Weather day to all who celebrate
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Thanks for the heads up, dad.
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The time I beat Aubrey Plaza @evilhag in a bratwurst eating contest robdark.wordpress.com/2022/0…
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it’s the best time to be short
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as a former aau hooper i understand the feeling of getting your ass beat by a way better team first thing in the morning
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WELLLLLLLL THERES FLOODIN’ DOWN IN TEXAS, ALL OF THE TELEPHONE LINES ARE DOWN
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Come hang at @LaughBoston tomorrow and watch the aftermath of ~Split Week~ 🫠 @BachParadise #BachelorInParadiseABC Grab your tix here ⬇️ wl.seetickets.us/event/Fangi…
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Replying to @GilletteStadium
MONITOR FASTER
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Fireworks Illegal In Pasadena
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Replying to @RobDark_13
You know TD had no joy delivering this news to Corncob Bob
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FAITH CONSISTENCY HARD WORK PAYS OFF
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Me waking up from my hangover to go drink again thinking this time will be different
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