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Astros Dipshit Front Office is alive and well

@RobManfraud

Baseball fans should thank the Astros. Please don't refer to me as a doctor—that would discount my education. Your favorite prospect probably isn’t a prospect.

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So here's what happened: MLB found NYY/BOS stealing signs using tech, refused to legit punish them, and warned everyone else not to do it (while media laughed and laughed). HOU, also stealing signs at the time w tech, stopped shortly thereafter, MLB had knowledge and refused to
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How are so many not understanding the need to move Peña lol. The team missed the best time to trade him but he must be traded this offseason.
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1) Flores was not the best candidate but at least he was a somewhat reasonable one, unlike the previous hire 2) It is ext diff to be worse than the last hire 3) Flores’ skill set/bkgd is not what smart orgs covet in ‘26 (or even ‘10) 4) They likely set themselves back 2-3 yrs min
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And, yes, a smart GM gets this team competitive 2-3 years sooner than Flores, minimum. That’s why I said they set themselves back at least 2-3 years—but it’s probably longer (just not Rizzo longer).
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*1 above does not mean he was a reasonable hire—just that it was somewhat reasonable to have him interview—the previous hire was not getting interviews anywhere else.
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Either they announce Kleine this weekend or they’re leaking that info knowing he’s accepting a role w LAA & just want to be like: “we tried but had to pivot to Rizzo & spew some variation of their ‘balanced approach (dipshit) front office’ w Rizzo’s exp to anyone that listens.”
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😆 dipshit front office is alive and well
Bob Nightengale (@BNightengale) profile pictureBob Nightengale
@BNightengaleOct 26
Houston Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job usatoday.com/story/sports/ml…
Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job

Astros interviewing World Series architect Mike Rizzo for open GM job

Astros interview big name for open executive job as shake-up continues.

usatoday.com
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Was that the first #WorldSeries game that a team won TWICE?
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🍻🧹
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Once the Astros officially fuck up their front office for another 7+ years I’m out. Real teams are fun.
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Real baseball is fun again. Who would have guessed.
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Holy shit
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ML fucking AB
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Dipshit front offices are gonna dipshit. Just wish this was the worst of their issues.
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Idk wtf football but this is insane. Mf said who tf are you?
Robert Behrens (@rcb05) profile pictureRobert Behrens
@rcb05Oct 11
Mike Evans just did perhaps the most hilariously disrespectful thing anyone’s ever done on a football field. There’s no comeback for this.
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Omgomgomg rising star Dubon, eh?
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Gimme a GM that knows he needs to move Yordan and/or Altuve (not to mention Hader, Pena, Paredes, Yainer). Otherwise, it remains a dipshit front office.
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Omg how embarrassing y’all mfs desperately wanted the #Astros out of the postseason and now you’re about to watch a #Rays/#WhiteSox #ALCS 😴 lmaoooooo
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Should probably just pretend the Yelich F8 was a homer since he hit it so well. Right, ceiling dipshits?
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A ball hitting a roof really seems to be bringing out the dipshits.
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