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@RobManfraud

Baseball fans should thank the Astros. Please don't refer to me as a doctor—that would discount my education. Your favorite prospect probably isn’t a prospect.

 Texas, USA
Joined November 2014
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Detroit Tigers
@tigersSep 27
Repost for a chance to win a signed Max Clark baseball!
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MLB
@MLBSep 27
Cheers to a legendary career! 👏 Repost and reply for a chance to win this Justin Verlander bobblehead
A Justin Verlander bobblehead on the field in Detroit next to a boxed bobblehead. No purchase necessary. Enter by 10/2/26 at 11:59 p.m. Rules: atmlb.com/sweepstakesrules

ALT A Justin Verlander bobblehead on the field in Detroit next to a boxed bobblehead. No purchase necessary. Enter by 10/2/26 at 11:59 p.m. Rules: atmlb.com/sweepstakesrules

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@tigersSep 26
35 forever
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Detroit Tigers
@tigersSep 25
Repost for a chance to win a game-ready ball from JV’s 2011 no-hitter, a bobblehead & a team-issued jersey!
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MLB
@MLBMay 4
This glow-in-the-dark lightsaber bat is insane 🤯 If you want the chance to win this green lightsaber bat repost and reply and you may be chosen. Do or do not. There is no try 🌟
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBMay 4
Well hello there. Happy Star Wars Day to our fans across the galaxy.
May The Fourth Be With You Pictured: Aaron Judge, Shohei Ohtani, Fernando Tatis Jr., Mike Trout, Munetaka Murakami, Pete Crow-Armstrong, Bobby Witt Jr., Elly De La Cruz and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in various action poses. Tatis Jr., Crow-Armstrong, Witt Jr. and Murakami all hold light sabers. Cutouts of the Death Star in the background and in a baseball glove in the foreground can be seen.

ALT May The Fourth Be With You Pictured: Aaron Judge, Shohei Ohtani, Fernando Tatis Jr., Mike Trout, Munetaka Murakami, Pete Crow-Armstrong, Bobby Witt Jr., Elly De La Cruz and Vladimir Guerrero Jr. in various action poses. Tatis Jr., Crow-Armstrong, Witt Jr. and Murakami all hold light sabers. Cutouts of the Death Star in the background and in a baseball glove in the foreground can be seen.

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Texas Rangers
@RangersJan 30
REPOST for a chance to win the first MacKenzie Gore Rangers jersey 👀
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Buffalo Bills
@BuffaloBills15 Dec 2025
Another #ProBowlVote giveaway‼️ 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 for your chance to win SIGNED Cole Bishop gloves. 😁 Rules: bufbills.co/BishopPB
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Buffalo Bills
@BuffaloBills15 Dec 2025
WHO WANTS A @JoshAllenQB SIGNED HELMET ⁉️ 𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢 𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 + #ProBowlVote Rules: bufbills.co/AllenPB
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Will Clark
@WillClark2213 Dec 2025
One follower of mine who likes & retweets this tweet by 12/25 will win a Dugout Mug signed by me.
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Brenden Dilley
@WarlordDilley11 Sep 2025
We know EXACTLY how we got here. Don't let them gaslight you into forgetting.
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MLB
@MLB24 Aug 2025
Happy birthday to the Iron Man, Cal Ripken Jr. 🎉 Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed card!
2018 Topps Certified Tier One Talent Autograph card Cal Ripken Jr., Baltimore Orioles (50/60)

ALT 2018 Topps Certified Tier One Talent Autograph card Cal Ripken Jr., Baltimore Orioles (50/60)

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MLB
@MLB21 Aug 2025
Happy 25th birthday to Corbin Carroll 🎉 Repost and reply for your chance to win his autographed @Topps rookie card!
2023 Topps Certified Autograph Issue Corbin Carroll, Arizona Diamondbacks (03/30)

ALT 2023 Topps Certified Autograph Issue Corbin Carroll, Arizona Diamondbacks (03/30)

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MLB
@MLB19 Aug 2025
Fans were loving the "grip it and rip it" bubble gum bat from Players' Weekend ... SO WE HAD TO GIVE ONE AWAY 🍬 Repost and reply for your chance to win this sweet bat!
GIVEAWAY: A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" Victus bat

ALT GIVEAWAY: A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" Victus bat

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@MLB18 Aug 2025
Help us settle the debate ... Which is the coolest custom bat? The pencil bat ✏️ The crayon bat 🖍️ The bubble gum bat 🍬
Three custom Victus bats: (left to right) A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" bat A Power Pink crayon bat A PLYRS WKND pencil bat

ALT Three custom Victus bats: (left to right) A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" bat A Power Pink crayon bat A PLYRS WKND pencil bat

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MLB
@MLB18 Aug 2025
If you love the Power Pink crayon bat ... this is the giveaway for you 🖍️ Repost and reply for your chance to get a sick piece of lumber!
GIVEAWAY: A Power Pink Victus crayon bat

ALT GIVEAWAY: A Power Pink Victus crayon bat

MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLB18 Aug 2025
Help us settle the debate ... Which is the coolest custom bat? The pencil bat ✏️ The crayon bat 🖍️ The bubble gum bat 🍬
Three custom Victus bats: (left to right) A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" bat A Power Pink crayon bat A PLYRS WKND pencil bat

ALT Three custom Victus bats: (left to right) A bubble gum themed "grip it and rip it" bat A Power Pink crayon bat A PLYRS WKND pencil bat

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Houston Astros (@astros) profile picture
Houston Astros
@astros1 Jul 2025
The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @TexasLottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS
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Houston Astros (@astros) profile picture
Houston Astros
@astros27 Jun 2025
The battle for the Silver Boot returns! Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS
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MLB
@MLB6 May 2025
Happy 35th birthday to Jose Altuve! Repost and like for a chance to win this autographed relic card.
2022 Topps Hit Kings Autographed Relic Card Jose Altuve, Houston Astros Career hits total 04/15

ALT 2022 Topps Hit Kings Autographed Relic Card Jose Altuve, Houston Astros Career hits total 04/15

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MLB
@MLB4 May 2025
May the 4th be with you 🫡 Repost and reply for a chance to win this glow-in-the-dark Star Wars lightsaber bat 🤯
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Texas Rangers
@Rangers4 Apr 2025
Repost today for a chance to win this #LuckHappens VIP Experience on April 18 from @TexasLottery! Must be 18 or older to enter.
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MLB
@MLB1 Apr 2025
The @Astros are debuting their City Connect jerseys tonight! Do you want a chance to own one for yourself? Repost and like for a chance to win!
Jose Altuve stands at second base in a new Astros City Connect uniform. He wears custom City Connect themed socks to match the uniform.

ALT Jose Altuve stands at second base in a new Astros City Connect uniform. He wears custom City Connect themed socks to match the uniform.

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Wayne’s World of Sports Betting & Trading Cards
@1218Sports30 Jan 2025
🎁Appreciation Day Giveaway🎁 Winner Announced Sunday 🔥Lou Gehrig/Mickey Mantle/Jackie Robinson Iconic Ink Triple Cuts Triple Auto Facsimile To enter 1. Follow 2. Retweet 3. Like
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