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Joined April 2013
Sometimes I think I work too hard, but then I remembered Matt Ox didn’t have to go this hard either
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Nvm france is kinda cooking lmfao
Comment les américains se sentent en "sauvant" un fœtus de l'avortement qui mourra 10 ans plus tard dans une tuerie de masse
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Betting markets are totally useless. You'll see these charts 100 times in a week.
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I don’t think many are emotionally prepared to find out the bubble isn’t popping. A 2% dip on the nasdaq 100 isn’t a pop
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This is exactly the type of shit i want my rb1 talking about
Cam Skattebo was asked about using guardian caps: “I’d rather be retarded than look retarded. And obviously you know what I’m getting at.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The attached clip shows Cam Skattebo discussing penalties and his playing style after a game, not guardian caps. The quoted remark is fabricated and does not match the video or his actual comments on the topic. profootballnetwork.com/cam-skattebo-t… x.com/UnderdogNFL/st… instagram.com/p/DRX38HWEUeb/
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*incredibly earnest moment where i put my hand on your shoulder and speak to you with serenity* dude
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10/10 no notes
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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once again kanye was never wrong, just early
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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He was so real for this
Daughter age 5 is repulsed by underdog stories, she thinks the most powerful should win even if he’s “the bad guy”, is this developmental or her personality
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
A 4K restoration of Alfonso Cuarón’s ‘Y TU MAMÁ TAMBIÉN’ will be released next summer in honor of the film’s 25th anniversary. (deadline.com/2026/10/y-tu-ma…)
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Man prediction markets are awesome we should totally incorporate this into polling in order to predict things 👍
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"OMG did you see Thariq left Anthropic?" You bolt awake in your bed. It’s summer 2016. You can hear Electric Feel by MGMT playing faintly from the neighbor's window. You turn on your Xbox. The group chat pings. Stephanie’s parents are out of town and she’s having a party tonight
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incredible things happening on Threads
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Saw you can see everything and laughed everytime this image showed up because it reminded me of this tweet
that diddy theranos foid hit fairs before it was ebk 💀💀
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This is the best reply I've ever seen on this website
You're in the hospitality business, not the paying-off-my-mortgage-without-consequences-or-inconvenience business.
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The type of Call of Duty Calling Card you get for getting 100 headshots
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Luka Doncic’s resume before turning 25: EuroBasket Champion EuroLeague Champion EuroLeague MVP 5-time NBA All-Star 6-time All-NBA First Team NBA Scoring Champion Western Conference Champion Western Conference Finals MVP Yaxel’s resume before turning 25: Liked an IG post slandering Luka after getting cooked by him.
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