@RuncibleSpork

A gentle wiseass, kind soul, erstwhile artist and flaneur. Curious & versatile utensil with tines AND a bowl. Be kind and think critically. Same name on 🦋

 Goodfellas & Norman Rockwell
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natasha lyonne
@nlyonneOct 26
We should break our phones.
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This looks quite reasonable
Cat
@CatInShamblesOct 26
lawyer filed this morning. she has 30 days to respond
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Please be cautious all! While we should celebrate their “liberation” the day the ceasefire happens……and thank you to @Pontifex and @FLOTUS for helping @ZelenskyyUa protect their people….but remember @KremlinRussia_E are killing civilians everyday with drones in Oleshky and everywhere else in @MFA_Ukraine …..this should not be a celebration in any way….just a moment to breath for hope….
Anne Applebaum
@anneapplebaumOct 24
A large, carefully planned Russian propaganda operation appears to be underway. Having starved people in the town of Oleshky for months, Russia, withe US help, will now "liberate" it. Read @ZarinaZabrisky below:
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Is it too late for me to carve a pumpkin? I don't get kids at my house anyway. I'm thinking Psycho.
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Ich wurde mit 7 Wochen von meiner Mutter weg gewaltsam entführt. Besass nichts ausser mein blankes Leben. Heute besitze ich grosses Haus mit Garten, ein fahrendes Haus und 24/7 eigenes Personal. Auch Du kannst das schaffen.
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One of my favorites!
#WOMENSART
@womensart1Oct 23
Stop Talking' by Martha Rich, contemporary US painter and illustrator based in Philadelphia #womensart #FridayFeeling
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Things that I learned the hard way before Pat Morita could teach me: Never try to catch a falling X-acto knife.
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Nuclear-grade lithium. Perfect for when you not only need to fight depression, but you want to glow in the dark as well.
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Commas sold separately
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Socialism for me but not for thee.
WGN TV News
@WGNNewsOct 20
Farmers to get one-time payments from $8 billion program, Trump says: What to know wgntv.com/news/farmers-to-ge…

Farmers to get one-time payments from $8 billion program, Trump says: What to know

President Trump on Monday announced a program meant to give farmers one-time payments to help “offset diesel costs” this harvest season, but it likely won’t have an immediate impa…

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Seeking #nevada #folk #music #artists & #venue to collaborate on a daring #americana event in 2027! Please respond or DM - ONLY about music, music education, especially hybrid locations (guitar shop/venue/school) Tell me what you love in #RenoNV
scratchboard art - banjo & fiddle hands

ALT scratchboard art - banjo & fiddle hands

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Friend: Cheesecake fixes everything. Me: I had a little tiny philips head screw that I couldn't remove, then I smashed the cheesecake into it, and it came right out. @HomeDepot: 💡 @Cheesecakefac: 💡 Phillip: 👀 Friend:
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They always shoot the birds that cannot sing 🎶
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For your midday enjoyment ...
Soviet Visuals@sovietvisuals13 Jun 2019
"A drop in the sea" by Valentina Legkostupova. Excerpt from "Primorsky Boulevard" musical film directed by Alexander Polynnikov, Odessa Film Studio, USSR, 1988
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just asked my tailor if he disavows the muslin brotherhood
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Narrator: in fact, they needed both stinkin' banjos and a stinkin' t-shirt.
Rage Against the Frankenstein@DebsValidationOct 18
We don't need no Stinkin' Banjos...wait, yes we DO T-Shirt zazzle.com/we_dont_need_no_s… via @zazzle

We don't need no Stinkin' Banjos...wait, yes we DO T-Shirt | Zazzle

For the banjo lovers & the banjo haters in your life - perfect gift for father's day, mother's day, birthday, graduation, retirement, gigs, hell give it as a gift when they get a new instrument, like...

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It's time to work on yourself. Very important. Very timely. Meow🔪
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Stop the Lindsey Graham rewriting-history fest. If he had been alive, and Trump had waived sanctions on Russia, he would have done what he had always done for the last 10 years--back Trump to the hilt, without reservations. Ukraine meant nothing to him compared to Trump.
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I feel like a kid again* * Stepped on my glasses and now they're crooked. At least I don't need duct tape.
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