self-service coffee bard (parody) 🐀

Why is it so impossible to say “Some jobs are for teenagers and college students and you’re supposed to stop doing them when your lifestyle demands a higher income”?

I hate this thing modern pop stars do where they sing a song with 0 emotion in their voice to seem unbothered and "ethereal" or wtv when its just dull

You forgot this monstrosity of error

The more rich people I interview the more I realize $5-10M total liquid net worth is a completely lifechanging amount of money if you aren’t a total idiot with it

Think about how unnatural & weird the modern concert experience is. You can't tell me that existed 100 years ago. Concerts are a way for desk job tax cattle to feign having a community & a soul

The satisfying thing abt the whole Olivia thing is, even if the ppl she copies come out to say it’s ok (probably her team reaching out to them) the damage is already done. She’s now known as the girl who refuses to give credit to ppl she copies from & that alone is poetic justice

Trump is all like *James Taylor voice* 🎶🎸 I love fire and rain'll fuckin kill me 🎸🎶

Is it not weird that artists have to continually come out to basically say “It’s ok that Olivia Rodrigo stole my song!”? Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. But this is like the ninth time…

Robbie Williams defends Olivia Rodrigo after she was accused of copying his song “Candy” with “take me home (4 christmas)”: “Artists deserve to be protected. But there’s a difference between protecting your work and treating every vaguely familiar sequence of notes as a winning lottery ticket. It sounds to me as though she may have accidentally stumbled across a musical echo of mine in one of her new songs. And do you know what? I couldn’t care less. I don’t know whether there’s technically a publishing issue, a copyright issue, or no issue whatsoever. And I don’t want to know. I’m not going after her. Because I think at some point, some f**king sanity has to prevail […] We all stand on the shoulders of people who came before us. Sometimes consciously. Sometimes without even knowing it. That’s how music works. If we keep punishing people for accidentally arriving somewhere somebody else has already been, eventually we’re going to frighten the creativity out of everyone.”

thinking ab the time I broke up with an ex bc he was crying for his ex gf of 5 yrs who had to get her arm removed for petting & getting attacked by a stray dog… like idc go take care of her PLS

U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…

A sneaky entrant in the "finale so bad it killed the cultural reputation of the show" collection along with Thrones, HIMYM, Killing Eve etc. Hader got so obsessed with the "you aren't supposed to think this guy is cool!" antihero discourse he lit his own show on fire instead.

Yes exactly, she's not 17 anymore, she's almost 24, which means she's pushing 30...and even if that wasn't the case it doesn't excuse her making Kidz Bop ass music.

everyone owes Taylor Swift a really really big apology