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at this point putting any real information in your twitter bio is just ammunition for trolls. he/they

the midwestern wasteland
Joined September 2008
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I’ve lost sight of the original purpose of this website and I’m bringing it back
"suit yourself!" - a terrible employee at a suit store
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Hi, I'm honestly going through a mental health/housing crisis, so I'm seeking support to stay afloat. I will post daily updates on my job hunt as well as progress on my commissions. gofund.me/5e853d8ed
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backrooms be like
un tipo le pidió a ChatGPT 101 veces “Crea una réplica exacta de esta imagen, no cambies nada”
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this video ......
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Jared Fogle meet-and-greet tour.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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cranky people listening to olivia rodrigo: someone like Robert Smith of the cure would hate this robert smith: she is genuinely fantastic as a songwriter and as a singer, as a performer, and the band, everything about it […] I am slightly in awe of how easy she finds it all
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in one of his essays gary larson (who drew the far side) describes a time when a newspaper editor tried to get him to make ‘the far side’ as a comic strip, rather than a single panel comic. comic strips have characters, and are thus more marketable. they also fit on the page better. but, he said no. in his estimation, the comic strip format is about “wit”. things happen back and forth, and then there’s a final “joke”. it’s “witty”. he contrasted this to the single panel strip, which he said just depicts a sense of humor. his work is the perfect example of this. what people like about the far side appears to be that it’s really one guy’s bizarre sense of humor that just instantly comes through the comics. each comic is a joke obviously, but it’s not a joke you could port onto a stage (usually) - like many comic strip jokes. it’s like reaching into a strange garden and taking out one plant. then another. then another. i often think about the contrast he painted. comic strips are “wit”, single panels are “a sense of humor”. likewise, jim davis (illustrator of garfield) said in one interview, “people don’t laugh at comic strips because they’re funny, they laugh at them because they’re true”. (jim davis and charles shultz did cross paths, supposedly shultz is the one who had the idea for garfield to stand on his hind legs and initially sketched it out - previously, davis had him sitting and walking like a cat.) i believe these two observations, together, explain the general darkness of schultz’s work. i do not agree with the below characterization that his “late game” work is especially dark. it starts kind of sad and with a very particular view of life right at the beginning, and that runs all the way through it. if you look at and read the first five years of peanuts, it’s already there at full blast. i think it took five years for him to have a year where no new characters enter or disappear - so, even in its nascent and chaotic formative state, you can see a particular view of life come through strongly. his work is great, he’s probably the pre-eminent cartoonist for the twentieth century, so this isn’t about that. but, the universe in there is often very sad. one axis mundi of the peanuts universe is that sometimes things just don’t work out. of course, that’s true - but it’s a central pillar around which the work operates. if jim davis is correct that comic strips are funny to people when they’re true (to them), we can obviously see that this was a large part of charles schultz’s view of life: it was apparently true for him (ironically, it was not true professionally or artistically). i think peanuts is a challenge for illustrators who are into comics because the actual content is not what people think of when they think of peanuts. people think of garfield, and imagine “yeah - garfield hates mondays and loves lasagna”, and, that’s correct. that’s really what’s on the page. that is not the case with peanuts. people imagine the animated specials. the comics aren’t like that at all. my favorite show is ‘king of the hill’. i was working with a guy once, and mentioned this, and he said: i just don’t get it, is it supposed to be funny? and, i thought that perfectly captured it. king of the hill isn’t funny like there are “jokes”, it’s just kind of funny because of the situation. it’s like a generally humorous environment. the worldview comes through indirectly. peanuts is like this. each strip isn’t “a joke”, exactly. it’s more that schultz created a universe that he found funny. but, it’s pessimistic. i would almost say thats its defining quality. the classic literary conflicts (man vs nature, man vs society, etc.) are generally lost by the main characters. this makes it closer to modern literature than most other comic strips.
The last 3 years of the Peanuts comic before Charles Schulz died is the most depressing piece of literature ever crafted. A harrowing look at incoming mortality. A gradual darkness around the corners of your eyes swallowing more n more of the light. Atrophy calls. Finality rings.
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This tweet is kind of crazy. The Washington Post asked to interview me about it. I'm seeing it posted all over Instagram and Facebook. People I know in real life keep sending it to me. Simone Biles liked it! And I gained about 15 followers.
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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Women calling little boys "would-be incels" should be met with the same contempt and disgust as men calling little girls "future whores" or other sexualized insults. WILDLY inappropriate way to speak of children.
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently I’ve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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you simply must turn the sound on for this
I made a full original game in 24 hours using AI Stack: Opus 5.5 + Flux 3 Max + GPT Image + Tripo + Blender + Three.js Anyone can make games now. Full workflow thread and prompt below: (1/7)
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Replying to @rabbitrun19x9
If you're a white person you have to hit your cultural equivalent, the Macarena.
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listen i know texas flipping was huge but i need yall to give kansas some more credit
The last time Kansas elected a Democratic Senator, Herbert Hoover was president, Babe Ruth was playing for the Yankees, and Elvis hadn’t been born.
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Halo composer Marty O'Donnell had Trump's backing in Nevada's 3rd Congressional district but was blown out by the incumbent in a victory 5x bigger than the one she eked out in 2024. Then her staff posted this after winning.
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Most of Trey and Matt's takes boil down to "bad things are bad but people who hate bad things are annoying; being annoying and being evil are equally unacceptable."
rewatching south park rn and like matt and trey was lowkey wrong half the time
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I hate the term “ratfucked” in politics. It takes something beautiful that happens between two or more rats and makes it disgusting
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I am about to make like 4 of you insanely jealous: I am seeing NEKO CASE tomorrow (HALLOWEEN)
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Thank god you're still here at least, Stan
Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart... you will be greatly missed by the world.
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My favorite Patrick Stewart story is that he loved driving dune buggies, so he demanded a scene in Nemesis where he drives a dune buggy, even though a. it makes zero sense that Starfleet would use dune buggies and b. it was totally out of character But look at that smile.
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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