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Like shit and strawberry shortcake, Randy

Joined October 2011
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George Carlin summed up religion better than centuries of preaching ever could 😂
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Nothing is funnier than someone who claims to be progressive having a wife that can't show anything but her face and hands because islam's god sees women as sexual objects lol
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Absolutely nobody would look at a Polish man born in Pakistan and say he’s Pakistani. He wouldn’t say he is either. He’d say I’m a Polish man born in Pakistan…. What are we even doing here 😂 This is getting silly.
Replying to @GoodwinMJ
Nobody is saying the English have no ethnicity. The problem is your insistence that being English is exclusively a white identity. Black English people exist. Asian English people exist. White English people exist. You don't protect Englishness by telling millions of English people that their ethnicity doesn't count because of the colour of their skin. That's racial exclusion, not defending English identity.
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when I manage to like a tweet before the timeline refreshes
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POV: Russell Brand is in the cell next to you
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I’m overdue for a brain dead stare into a fire pit
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I think if we rode through the whole desert together I would give the horse a fucking name
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odio cuando en las series los personajes fuman marihuana y actúan como si hubieran tomado LSD
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Songs you write when you’re 14
when youre 14 you deadass think youre fully capable of thinking rationally until you realize years later that you were on some bullshit 😭😭
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Oleksandr Usyk: 25 fights, nine countries and zero losses. 👑 The Ukrainian has also won eight world title fights on his opponents’ home soil.
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The Loma Legacy: To be continued in 2027 [1/2] 🧵
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The UK is absolutely fucked man and I mean fucked like - there’s things happening in this country that would have started wars back in the day and we just fucking accept them like that’s the way life works now
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Two kids with a dream who became legends. 🇺🇦🥊
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This wee prick thinks he can rewrite history. Sorry @owenjonesjourno you're not Doctor Who. You're just a twat.
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Nah that rabbit special 🤣🔥
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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The party super concerned with gay rights voting in Muslims will forever break my brain
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i lost my teenage years to mental illness and those are years i’ll never get back and it’s not poetic it’s fucking devastating
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Nothing beats that 15 minute window after leaving the cinema where your brain genuinely hasn't remembered your real life yet
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