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Joined January 2013
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
I don’t like the owners of McDonald’s. So I’m going to buy a Big Mac, sit down inside one of their restaurants and sing songs about how I don’t like their owners. That will show them!!!
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Replying to @absolutelamine
A, B and D are all correct.
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I was actually quite enjoying that beat Luke Littler. Then the most famous women’s darts player in history, steps up and beats him with the darts. Made a farce of it all.
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
Didn’t even watch it, and can just tell it’s rigged as fuck, as soon as the line up was announced, you knew she would win. Shit show #BeatLukeLittler
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
Gary Lineker: Fallon Sherrock walked in tonight a hairdresser, and leaves 500k richer… Erm, no Gary. She walked in a Professional Darts Player who competed on the World Stage 🤣 stupid concept. #LukeLittler
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
So, ‘queen of the palace’ who’s won around £300k on the pro tour before tonight is the amateur to #BeatLukeLittler fucking sham of a show.
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
More scripted than wwe that beat luke littler bollocks embarrassing that
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
Not sure how to feel about Fallon Sherrock winning that? An active professional… bit crap really
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
This has been worst case scenario for Netflix here Littler looks very beatable, they got just pros in and most of them have been completely dross Also it is SO dull to watch #BeatLukeLittler
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Replying to @netflix
@netflix you are a disgrace
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
2010: - Sneijder won the treble & reached WC final - B'dR criteria changed to award the individual stats for Messi 2018: - Modric won Ucl & reached WC final ( with half of Sneijder's stats from 2010 ) - B'dR criteria changed to award WC performance over individual stats to rob Ronaldo 2021: - Lewandowski broke individual stat records that year - B'dR criteria changed to award Copa America winner for Messi even though Alexis Sanchez never made it top 10 despite winning back to back Copa Americas 2023: - Halaand won treble and had the best individual year - B'dR criteria once again changed to award WC performance over individual stats 2026: - Messi no longer in picture - B'dR criteria changed from WC to individual stats again It's a joke really
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The year is 2076… Lionel Messi has shuffled into the living room on his zimmer frame, and turned the tele on unaided. That has just secured him yet another top 10 in the Ballon D’Or rankings.
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
imagine losing to Spurs
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
BREAKING: Tottenham Hotspur fans are experiencing symptoms of what can only be described as 'happiness' as they are on track to win 2 games in a row.
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Replying to @joshpearson180
The biggest issue is finding somewhere that will actually offer prompt service. Our booking got moved back nearly an hour last year and when we turned up for the amended time we were still left waiting 45 mins just to get a drink and be seated
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Ryan Lockwood retweeted
Prediction. Carrick sacked tomorrow. New manager turns it around. 5th place and cup semi We spunk £135m on 2 Como players in summer They turn out to be woeful in red. Lazy and useless. Rinse repeat.
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Replying to @jslooth
And that ride on Scarlet Moon. Stinky jockey, stinky bloke
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Why do American singers continue to insist on absolutely butchering their national anthem at each and every single televised NFL match
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I think this might be the most sensible interpretation of the appropriate punishment for Manchester City.
🚨 There is only one suitable punishment for Manchester City. Everton were deducted 6 points for ONE financial breach. So 114 breaches across 9 seasons × 6 points = 684 POINTS So they should get: ❌ 76-point deduction EVERY SEASON ❌ For the next 9 seasons If that sends them down through the divisions and into non-league football… …so be it.
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