Student Affairs Professional just tweeting what we are all clearly thinking.
Joined August 2012
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This just in #SApros are horny and use #yikyak #emergency it's a Sex-TASTROPHE #NASPA15 #NASPAyikyak #BoyAtISUTABLE #Danger
Word on the street...Bourbon St....is that #NASPA15 added an "emergency session" on #NASPAyikyak YOU HAVE LOST YOUR MINDS
Conference Season is upon us. DM your favorite stories or quotes and we will share....we will adhere to FERPA of course.
I just got a rejection email for a job I applied for 19 months ago...thanks for telling me I had been on the edge of my seat.
Hiring processes in Student Affairs need an overhaul. For being the touchy feely group we SUCK at treating our own with respect.
Seeing #TheInterview would have been great. Thanks a lot terrorists and @Sony you ruined CHRISTMAS.
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Realistic Maintenance Request : "We have three light bulbs out above our sink. The situation isn't dire, it's just a little dark."
Your chemistry homework got submitted but your bad grade is the internets fault..yeah I called the professor. It wasn't the internet honey.
Students are complaining about cell reception: "I don't get LTE in the elevators"....yeah let's file that under "Don't give a shit"
Student goes I lost my ID...it was stuck in his hat.....I told him and he goes no it's not....I AM STARING AT IT!!!!
I said "Oh I didn't know you were ready to let me speak." #previoustweet This didn't help her mood but it helped mine.
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