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Student Affairs Professional just tweeting what we are all clearly thinking.

Joined August 2012
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Since joining #reslife, I've seen more penises than I care to admit. That sounds more exciting and risqué than it really is. #graffiti
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Dear Student Leaders, Summer means take a damn break. Sincerely, SA pros that need a break too, damnit. #SAproblems
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Dear summer intern: Sorry theres not much for you to do. I have no idea why the boss hired an intern. Pls stop asking me what u can do.
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Dear vendor who I already do a TON of business with: I'll call you when I need something. Stop soliciting me. Kthx.
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Private Colleges: Where the Rules are Made Up and the Budgets Don't Matter! #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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How to create two committees to do the exact same thing (and get away with it) #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
Finding good homes for items confiscated from students #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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Efficiency: How to Assess your Assessment of the Meeting about Meetings with the Committee on Committees. #FailedNASPAsessionProposals – at Manhattan, NY
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I remember when harass was two words: Confessions of a reluctant Title IX coordinator #FailedNASPAsessionProposals
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Mention Astin and you get my full attention #studentdevelopmenttheory @SAProSarcasm
"Can you tell me why he always looks like someone has stolen his cat and strangled it?"
"I will stab you with a soup spoon."
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RA1: what do you think of when you see this pic? RA2: Gay. RA1: great! that is what I was going for.
Why do residents and my staff always knock when I'm not wearing pants? @SAproblems
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Don't call me on the duty phone to let me know you handled the situation and don't have any questions. I'll find that out when the sun rises
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They have said "Bro" 29 fucking times in the last 10 minutes I counted. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. One of them has a ponytail. Enough said.
This dumbass just used the word "Bro" Like part of a normal conversation. This wasn't an RA but take note RAs he gets the same degree as you
Program idea!! Pancakes and Plan B on a Thursday night.
I didn't call you grumpy that was the other RA. I'll rat him out for that.
Apparently I am grumpy according to the resident when I asked how her floor meeting went.......