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The Majestic Tale of an Idiot With a Twitter. He/Him/They/Them. ADHD. Possibly Autistic, must remember to investigate further. BLM/ACAB. Anarcho-Syndicalist

The 5th Dimension
Joined September 2021
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Say it with me friends: labels are a tool to dehumanize others and shield yourself from accountability
an unspoken upside of the synecdoche of the minority the downsides ("wow-girls-suck-at-math" xkcd) are fairly well-understood, but one of my favorite parts about travel is i can go be a total weirdo and the response isn't "damn, that guy is weird" it's "damn, Americans are weird"
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Why does Green Arrow feel just cool enough to suspend disbelief for but Hawkeye feels retarded
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I meant to retweet the one below you I did not mean to say Gina Carano is the reason you can take Green Arrow seriously But I’m keeping it
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what actor becoming the president when they're old would be the current-day equivalent of ronald reagan
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-incel as a catchall derogatory instead of a descriptive Opinion irrelevant
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Look, I know BLUE BEETLE did not make a lot of money when it came out (mostly due to DC burnout at the time)... but it would be so stupid to abandon that character. He has a *devoted* & rabid fanbase, he's DC's Spider-Man, and you have one of the main stars of fucking COBRA KAI-
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「時計が発明されると宇宙は時計仕掛けになった。コンピューターが発明されると宇宙はシミュレーションになった。人間は身近なものを宇宙に投影する。同じように、(鋳造)貨幣が発明されると哲学(形而上学)と一神教が生まれた。」という説があるらしくてめちゃくちゃ興味深い
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“bruce wayne donates to charities and creates foundations” is a cowardly answer to a criticism that should just be answered with “it’s fiction”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but Doesn’t Bruce Wayne pump millions into funding Gotham, so that poorer unprivileged kids have a fair chance? Also isn’t Gotham cursed to have crime? And Bruce was EIGHT when his parents died.-
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️ retweeted
nunca se me olvidará una cita que tuve con un swiftie que me estuvo explicando super ilusionado que taylor utilizaba colores diferentes para la identidad visual de cada era. me mordí un montón la lengua para no decir lo normal que es eso, estaba tan emocionado el pobre
im realizing Swifties think Taylor invented everything bc they only listen to her
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I've said it before: Trump sees Mamdani as a handsome young winner who doesn't shrink in his presence, and those are some of the few traits he respects. The reason he hates his sons and even JD is because they are ugly sycophant losers.
NEW: Mamdani will announce today that he personally brokered a deal with President Trump regarding SNAP and Bodegas/corner stores stocking rules—deal will not just be for NYC but nation-wide, source familiar tells me Formal announcement at 2:30 PM
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I have no idea why people keep pushing this idea there's such a thing as "commercially safe DC characters". It's extremely obvious that a Flash movie in this day and age would at best barely crack 400 million. Same as Green Lantern. Same as even Aquaman.
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The “sexualized for the male gaze because men think lesbian sex is hot” take falls on the floor for me bc like.. Don’t you think lesbians think lesbian sex is hot too ? Ultimately there’s no way to make a sex scene not sexualized. Anyone who thinks it’s hot is gonna think that
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There are Star Wars fans out there who genuinely think that being able to watch the pre-special edition versions of Star Wars through legal means is a blight on George Lucas and the franchise itself
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women once again revealing how they think about relationships
WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM WOMEN OWE ME SEX IF I'M NICE TO THEM
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More proof for my theory that 80% of inceldom is caused by aspergers (autism) and all the direct and indirect consequences of it
My number one most fakecel story: One time in my uni dorms a girl called out to me and asked me if I would "come in and show her how to use a vacuum". I thought she genuinely didn't know how to use one so I was like "let me go get my vacuum" and she was like nevermind
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️ retweeted
Mis papás no mentían cuando me dijeron que ser hombre hoy en dia es super dificil, porque carajo hay que humillar a un tipo que te confesó sus sentimientos? No era mejor solo rechazarlo? Obvio no, habia que hacer un video culero para obtener visitas a costa de un inocente 😑
"The worst she can say is no" *makes an entire YouTube video about you and 400k people see it*
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absolutely correct...women misinterpret boundaries and directions as oppression
When a man is trying to teach and correct you, he’s trying to keep you.
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The new arrivals for Inside Out 2.
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Wait, but wouldn't all employers want universal healthcare too because then it's no longer an expense they have to bear the brunt of in employing people? What am I missing?
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️ retweeted
Hear me out... Make it a criticism to modern gaming... Not only about the arcades being outdated, but also pointing out microtransactions, buggy games at launch, abandoned franchises... And make a greedy CEO of a gaming company the villain...
Jared Bush wants Disney Animation to release a new ‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ sequel. (Via: @Collider)
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