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SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
The full Laser codebase is open source on @gitlab.
Node, Core, PhotonHash and more.
We're building in public.
gitlab.com/laserchain
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
update~
standard/team deploys are benched for now ~ focus is purely on launching in public, for free.
the launch pot's fee share now goes to holders, boosting rewards from 1.2% -> 1.5% of every trade, paid out every 30 minutes in the coin's quote asset (sol, usdc, etc).
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Weβve been building with a pretty simple idea:
Money should be more useful while youβre holding it, spending should give you something better and your portfolio should be able to do more than sit there.
Try our app today: app.greenwood.fi
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
the reason your entire timeline looks like an advertising board for @Pumpfun is because @a1lon9 spent the airdrop money on buying complicity from all your favourite KOLs and characters on CT.
3/4 of them aren't even rocking the pf badge, but they're getting paid a monthly retainer - i know this because i know half of them and they took a deal because they cannot make any money in these conditions.
the irony of this, of course, is the reason they can't make money onchain anymore is because of the company that is paying for their compliance and/or silence.
half these desperate traders under the new pumpfun fees, are being required to pay more in fees back to pf from the exorbitant minimum volume they have to trade, than the money pumpfun are paying them.
naturally the guys are the top of the pile, the Hugos, the slingorrs, the ansems, the chairmans etc, are getting a very nice slice of the pie, both in retainers and insane call out payments, but there are countless people with like 2-3k followers on CT getting these goyim mines deals.
just know that you're all responsible for the state of things onchain in some way, shape or form, and I hope those couple bands every month help allay your conscience.
CT has turned into a cesspit akin to casino slots twitter. I hope you enjoy this mess.
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
AIKOLs is building the complete financial infrastructure for autonomous AI agents on Robinhood Chain.
AI trading. Proprietary intelligence. Independent vaults. Tokenised agents. Capital allocation. SocialAiFi.
All connected through one protocol.
Here's how the ecosystem works π§΅
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Iβve been running Bitcoin on race cars for half a decade with a simple LLC. It would be amazing to give the world the ability to own and support motorsports teams! ππ»
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Word has reached the Ducal Palace that some are calling Ducat "the most elegant ponzi Robinhood Chain has ever seen."
We are wounded, though we accept the word elegant, and must decline the rest on several technicalities.
It is true that Pass holders are currently receiving up to 68,900% APR, and pDUCAT stakers 694%. The Republic is generous during a coronation. The bootstrap ends at 16:00 UTC, after which the Doge returns to his customary frugality.
What remains is the experiment: a reserve currency whose floor only ratchets up, a book of tokenized equities, and an arbitrage network that pays the treasury every time the pools disagree.
Venice kept its ducat honest for five hundred years... we intend to do even better.
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Putting stocks onchain in your portfolio just to say theyβre onchain isnβt very interesting.
What gets interesting is when the asset can actually do something while sitting there.
Earn it as a reward.
Hold it.
Use supported positions as collateral.
Build financial products around it.
Thatβs the part Greenwood is focused on. Putting your tokenized stock portfolio to work.
Try it today -> app.greenwood.fi
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Earn on your balance. Spend from it. Get stock back when you do. Access more of onchain finance from the same account.
The Greenwood MVP is starting to close the loop.
A few pieces moved into place this week:
MU Stockback integration is complete. Greenwood users will be able to earn tokenized MU stock through everyday spending instead of traditional cashback.
Premium digital cards are coming. Users will soon be able to choose from a collection of premium card designs, adding another layer of personalization to their Greenwood experience.
Greenwood Earn continues to expand.
Weβre mapping the smart contract architecture and exploring multiple yield strategies to complement our current @SteakhouseFi pool integration on Morpho.
@Longbowlend integration is nearing completion and will open another part of the Greenwood financial stack.
Pieces that have been in development separately are now beginning to connect into the same product.
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Bahaa from @GwoodFinance walked us through their app live on The Draw ep.1. It's a good look at what building on @RobinhoodCrypto chain gets you.
Greenwood is in public beta now. No KYC to sign up and explore (KYC only kicks in for the card). Mobile-first, self-custody, biometric signing. Spending, Vault, and stock token accounts all in one place.
The part we'd watch closest is Earn. Bahaa says that's "where the partnership w/ @longbowlend really comes into play."
Nothing is live yet. His words on the timing: "can't wait to announce that." Neither can we.
thank you to the Greenwood team for showing their work in public π
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Secret pick of September next to $wallet
$Gwood featured with @shuzeld - former google head of partnerships
Why $Gwood is a buy:
Greenwood is a RobinHood native neobank aiming to pay out dividends on your usd holdings in tokenized stocks πΈ
If I heard correctly the dividends are between 5-7%
Another feature they have is that they let you borrow tokenized stocks as collateral to your credit
There is going to be many features involved here very soon and $Gwood is yet to experience app store listings and their run.
About @shuzeld (shout out to serv related experience) :
Greg has done tremendous work withik google and Iβve been following him closely for the past 3 months , following every podcadt, chat, interview ect.
He is one of the most competent guys in crypto when itβs about helping teams to get through the long sales cycles and knowing how to fast scale the project, getting them from A to B with the right connections in mind.
I will personally own a bag of $gwood
because I believe in RH eco
Second best gamified mining protocol on the entire blockchain, only behind solana:oreoU2P8bN6jkk3jbaiVxYnG1dCXcYxwhwyK9jSybcp
The only fee generating thing in Robinhood chains top 10 that isnβt a DEX or launchpad
Chart that looks like itβs about to print another leg towards its $20M ATHβs
Easy long term bids $SLVR
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Hey @vladtenev
May I interest you in one of the top revenue generating protocols on Robinhood Chain, thatβs distributed over $5 million to users?
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
Very excited for Greenwood Finance to join @longbowlend and @RickBakas this Wednesday for episode one of The Draw.
Turn your notifications on for both accounts and set a reminder!
What's next for Greenwood:
β’ Card designs: on the way, we are working with our card provider to get our designs approved in Apple Pay/Google Pay. The cards are still useable but will show a beta design.
β’ Token staking & Portfolio Line: Will be arriving in the very first app update.
β’ App Store: Weβve submitted our app for review, but we expect to be in the App Store in the very near future pending acceptance.
Introducing The Draw, a weekly show from Longbow.
Every Wednesday we sit down with the people building credit and more on Robinhood Chain. Teams integrating Longbow, protocols shaping the ecosystem, and what they're actually shipping.
Hosted by our CMO, @RickBakas, with a member of the Longbow team co-hosting each week.
Episode one is with Greenwood (@GwoodFinance). They're integrating our credit markets so their users can borrow against tokenized equities without selling them, and we'll get into how it works and where RWA credit goes next.
Wednesday 1pm EST.
SCARRDD | Ceez retweeted
We have started bringing in our next batch of testers. Thank you to all who have signed up so far.
If you have not been given a role in Discord kindly tag an admin in the general channel.
Interested in beta testing for Greenwood? Fill out the Tally form and join our Discord to get started.
tally.so/r/BzWdY4
discord.gg/gwood
The Greenwood beta opens today.
Discord members and email waitlist get in first, ahead of public launch.
This is the first group to use Greenwood the way it's meant to be used: deposit, spend, borrow, earn Stockback, and put a full account through its paces.
We want people treating it like their everyday financial account. That's how we find what's broken and shape what ships to everyone else.
Early testers keep first access as we roll out the rest of Greenwood.
Join the Discord to apply π
discord.gg/gwood






























