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This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
This is almost certainly part of why Abbas doesn't want to hold elections. The images of West Bank Palestinians at the polls doesn't really help the whole apartheid narrative.
This reasoning is so funny. Yes, people living outside the territory of Israel can vote if they're Israeli citizens. People who are not citizens cannot vote. They could vote in the elections in the West Bank or Gaza... if Palestinian leaders hadn't killed elections.
The best part? The only framework under which Palestinians in the West Bank or Gaza would be able to vote in Israeli elections would be if Israel actually annexed the territories. Which the people calling it an "apartheid" country concede they have not done by carefully using "occupied" as a pejorative.
Just mush for brains incoherence.
How is this vulgar crap completely mainstream?
Christina Aguilera said her best skill in bed is BLOWJOBS - and called herself a “PROMOTER OF THE SWALLOW.” 💀
Alex Cooper asked what she’s best at in the bedroom.
“It’s got to be blowjobs.”
Then she went further.
“I’m a promoter of the swallow, OK. I didn’t put in that hard work for nothing.”
And then came the places.
The studio soundboard.
Planes.
Under blankets.
Alex thought she meant a PRIVATE plane.
“No, I’m not actually.”
She was talking about international flights.
Lights out.
Blankets.
Waiting for everyone to fall asleep.
Alex’s reaction?
“Oh my God, that’s iconic.” 😭
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
I got it for $3.95 in New Jersey.
Gas in California is $5.97 today. Trump said he would lower costs and instead got us into a war costing us BILLIONS.
Let's show him what we think at the ballot box on Tuesday.
xitter.gq/thehill/status/2115238…
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
Prequel haters in shambles today.
Every prequel lover activated like a sleeper cell on this app with intention to kill.
Never seen anything like it.
Probably the most muted celebration I’ve ever seen by a World Series-winning team. The Brewers were so dominant, their reaction seems to be “Yep, we deserved this.”
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
These guys can’t get over this. Guys, Kirk Herbstreit, like 50% of the country, leans conservative. It’s not a scandal. You’ll be ok. Take a deep breath.
The night before the self-described non-political Kirk Herbstreit called the Patriots-Bears game in Chicago, he served as the keynote speaker at a political action committee event in Alabama. nbcsports.com/nfl/profootbal…
Lol
NEW from me
Abdul El-Sayed’s father sits on the board of a charity that was busted by the feds for funneling cash to Saddam Hussein just before the Iraq War—and whose offices were raided by both the FBI and the U.S. military
freebeacon.com/democrats/abd…
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
Still shocked (not) that women hate Harrison Butker for giving a commencement speech at a Catholic school that contained Catholic messaging
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
This is precisely the “country over party” move that the Our Democracy “defenders” should be applauding.
Stevens’ fiancée Jason Turkish: “The fact that I may disagree with Mike Rogers on a whole host of policy issues, but I have absolutely no reason to believe that he isn't a patriot, that he doesn't love this country, and that he doesn't care about keeping the Jewish people safe. And, you know, at the end of the day, that's just got to be the math that matters more, at least this time."
“Country over party,” you pearl-clutching ghoul.
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
People are saying I’m a weird freak because of this tweet but I’m absolutely right and the tendency of the religiously observant to appreciate sex primarily as a procreative act has never been more vindicated.
Liberatory and ‘transgressive’ cultural framings of sex have made it ugly, alienating, and banal (in part why there are so many hysterias) while the excitement and beauty of ‘let’s make a baby’ remains undefeated.
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
I genuinely lose brain cells every time I open tiktok comments. Republicans have controlled MS for 15 years and have improved it in every measure since then
"Nothing of this scale has been seen in the United States, experts say, since the federal government’s counterinsurgency against the New Left and the anti-war movement in the 1960s and 1970s."
Incredible reporting here from @awinston
wired.com/story/ice-is-runni…
This Here Snakeskin Jacket retweeted
"Omg I hope this follows her every time she tries to get a job!"
Ah, Yes. HR ladies, famous for their right wing views, will hate this.
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered.
I told her I’d pray for her.
This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.