Sir_Ndung'u 🇰🇪 Son of the Soil.

Tuk tuks have been banned from operating within Nanyuki municipality with immediate effect. Nanyuki town first banned Sienta cars from public transport.

Huyu amenunua gazeti jioni.

Men are men. It doesn't matter how old they are.

Tribalism should have died with Kibaki & Moi.

The western countries can grow hemp but we can't. Then we keep crying inflation & unemployment. We need to change our policies.

Kuna point ukifika. You don't waste more money on hospitals. You stop praying 🙏🏿 for recovery. You just ask to be released & rest in peace ✌🏿.

Naskia that the owner of this building called pastors, they prayed for it & declared it safe. Collapsing building in Nairobi should be declared a National disaster.

Billionaire's in Monaco are living their best lives. The eat fine things while we scrapple for the leftovers.

Hopeless people. Jobless men turn into alcoholism while women turn to the churches. A church addict can't be saved but an alcoholic can.

Sharp boys wamepatikana. Francis Mugambi has been arrested in Nebraska after kuosha Americans.

Unatoroka kanisa ndio usiibiwe na akina Kanyari, unajipata kwa hawa Wakikuyu. They'll drain you financially & psychologically. They have the same script na Mackenzie.

Never take financial advice from older folks. In their prime, walikuwa chama za kupewa sahani na vikombe. Your Mom/Dad will not understand why you've invested in MMF rather than buying a cow.

Nimeona number ya shetani somewhere.

Life is unpredictable. Today you're living large enjoying with your friends but among them, they're snakes that will bite & infect you with their venom. The life of this lady changed completely after one of her close associates poisoned her. She owned Airbnb's & the businesses were doing well.

Omosh was highjacked while on a Solo mission. Avoid self service especially mchana. 😂

Europe is pushing for a removable battery in all mobile phones from 2027. No more spying on switched off phones.

Kanyari is the only person with the best interest for his kids. But y'all out here saying how bad he is & doesn't allow his kids to use phones. Your kids aren't on social media but you want Kanyari's kids to be on it. Stop the hypocrisy. I don't understand what Tash was fighting for.

Josh alieoa dem ako na mtoi. She gets mad when Josh tries to correct the kid. Mdem alikataa kuzalia Josh mtoto. As a good Christian, I'd advise Josh atoroke. Kisima mwenyewe.

With only 43 kshs, you could buy everything on this menu. 50 kshs unakula hadi waiter. And it was still expensive 🫰🏿. @kamauwaruhiu can confirm. 😂

Biashara ni mbaya. Siku hizi KQ wanabeba ng'ombe.