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world's first living ghost

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Joined June 2024
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His weed? I roll that. His hand? I hold that. His back? I got that. His wife? I am that. My role? I play that. We're happy? They hate that.
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Like Arcane before it, the purpose of this show is to trick people into playing a game that can only make their life worse
First teaser for the ‘MAGIC: THE GATHERING’ animated series. • Follows the fierce clash between the formidable mages known as Planeswalkers. • Terry Matalas (‘VisionQuest’) serves as showrunner • Releasing in 2027 on Netflix
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
people think i'm isolating myself for attention but i genuinely haven’t felt like i belonged anywhere since i was a kid
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
my pussy taste like Pensacola
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Getting home from work at 5PM
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not humbling per se but i'm losing my goddamn mind over this
Nothing humbles you like reading your old letterboxd reviews
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
i love this emoji 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎 thumbs down 👎👎👎👎👎👎 i did not like that 👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
my mate's dad works in air traffic control and he says it is 100% a mothra situation
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Cap’n Hatsune Miku description being “All aboard the friend ship!”
PIRATE HATSUNE MIKU COSMETICS DROPPING TONIGHT (Gold Backbling drops tomorrow)
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Everybody charge the runway we fucking the planes #WeFuckingThePlanes
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
He monitoring the fuck outta the situation
update: the Rizzler is also stuck at newark airport.
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
12 year old me was on some other shit entirely
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
flightless #deadlock #vindicta
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flavor foley added to fortnite but it's not butcher vanity 💔
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Mass post of all/most of my Valeria designs and/or AUs!
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just looked in the mirror and called myself gay trent reznor for no discernible reason
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
imagine having the worst day of your life and now Athena is telling you youre going to numbani
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chryso ࣪👻𓉸 ࣪⊹˚⋆♱ retweeted
Life was so good in 2011. Andy Samberg made Threw It On The Ground and people couldn’t believe that shit. People couldn’t believe that someone would just throw it on the ground. It couldn’t be thought of.
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shade touched my breast now my nipple is so cold i'm abt to start howling like a dying animal
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